The King & I

My brother said he loved the King’s affected, posh accent in the Penshaw Monument video, but it drifted somewhat and towards the end he sounded like a Glaswegian heroin addict. A Glaswegian heroin addict is far more reliable than the king though.

The Falkirk Genius gets a mention in this video. I know he’s alive, despite that baldy cunt gleefully telling me he’s dead at every opportunity. Mo’s only jealous because I won’t hear a word against immo.

Silent thread for Immogreen...

The King and the camp fella discuss the process of writing a book. The King of course is excellent.

What's the book about, mutual masturbation?
Pair of wankers

Not everyone struggles to write their name in the sand with a stick like you, sweetheart.

The King effortlessly commands words to undertake his bidding, in a ruthless, efficient, brilliant style.

And then we have the genius, who coaxes and caresses, eliciting words that sing and dance to please him.

The King and the camp fella are discussing/bickering over a new Glasgow video, which will involve two nights in god’s own city soon. I’m sure there will be time to call in and slap some sense into a certain baldy twat, if a certain baldy twat doesn’t watch his step.

The camp fella would like to prostrate himself at The King of Glasgow and Immo’s feet in unworthiness and thank them for their contributions, both are so brilliant it hurts.

If you don’t learn at least two things about Glasgow from this video, Mo will purchase you a litre spirit bottle of your choice and treat you to lunch in The Crystal Palace on Jamaica Street.

Glasgow Wandering 2:

Haircut 100 had ONE good song

Anyone who doesn’t like the intro to “Fantastic Day” doesn’t like music:

“Well there's a great amount of strain about getting on that train, every day and every night” (Whistles tunelessly to himself)

Anyway, as I can’t be bothered to start on a new camera script I thought we’d have a quiz. Number 13 is probably the hardest, I can’t remember where it is without looking and I shot the footage.
I daren’t offer another prize with Mo’s money, there’s a limit to even his tolerance of my nonsense.

Glasgow Quiz:

I've been in Paris & London, I'd love to share my pics but apathy got the better of me. I've only summoned up the enthusiasm to log in because I've had a couple of drinks ..... and I missed you all

The King has agreed a zero hour, zero pay contract to write and record cameos for some videos. This is the first video and one has to say he’s brilliant.........as usual:

There were slight artistic differences over this second King of Glasgow cameo. His initial submission wasn’t quite right, but being the legend he is, a few hours later he’d written and recorded a new version without a word of complaint.
Any rumours he sent the camp fella a series of abusive texts and called him an ignoramus for requesting the re-write will remain rumours......unless I’m sent first class train tickets to Glasgow, after which I’ll release the “texts”.

Dealing with the king is akin to going out with a beautiful woman who knows she’s beautiful.
If she has nothing better to do she’ll see you and expect to be continually told how beautiful she is and if you suggest dying her hair ging-herr would increase that beauty, she’ll unleash a stream of invective.



In the same way, the King, despite agreeing to a water tight contract to write and record these cameos, will ignore me, change the subject, claim he doesn’t want ging-herr hair and call me names not seen in the bible, until he  begrudgingly fulfils his responsibilities.
Woe betide I don’t confirm the cameo, like he, is brilliant, for that will incur abuse the beautiful woman can only dream of emulating.
I guess brilliance has its price though.

Anyway, here’s the vid with his third cameo:



And here’s a bonus vid containing Tarquin’s top quality art gag..........so he says:

The video content is improving every time, "test". Videos are still too long overall, but they are getting snappier.

The King should have his own show really. You're lucky the cunt gives you any of his time at all. Treasure it while it lasts.

PS Is Immo still dead?

Aha, the man who thinks he’s The King of Glasgow back from his latest flounce, fucking tart.

The King and I are continually bickering discussing his role and ideas, I’m eagerly awaiting his new cameo which will no doubt be the best part of the video in which it sits.



You’re correct, Mo, he should have his own show but he misbehaves himself too much for that honour.
Immo’s behaviour on the other hand is always impeccable and can have his own show whenever he wishes. He’s my hero.

Can a corpse behave anything but impeccably?.
I guess the answer is only when you’re not interfering with it.
Weirdo.

My admiration of immo is not the touching kind, I leave that sort of thing to you closet dwellers.

Call that a eulogy?
Pathetic

Some (Tarquin) claim it’s impossible for The King to produce anything other than brilliant cameos when he’s spoon fed such good ideas, but I won’t hear a word against his majesty.
There’s also a guest cameo in this look at the Sony 18-105 F4 lens, a cameo dripping with Glasgow disdain.

Very good Crown.
As for you “contributors", you’re damned lucky they even give you the steam off their shite.

Goodness, I don’t think I can work with these people again after you’ve set that unpleasant imagery in my mind, Mo. I’ll inform them you’re the reason they’ve been let go.

I’m sure they’ll be heartbroken. How are they paid, with a ladle of your snowflake tears?

supermo wrote:How are they paid, with a ladle of your snowflake tears?

That’s quite good, Mo, there may be a commission for you if you behave yourself. The next project however requires a female touch, there’s not even a role for the King, I daren’t tell him yet, mind.

At least the “king” seems to contribute regularly to your quirky little movies, Crown.
Unlike your “hero” who contributes next to fuck all.
Think on.

Being a genius is time consuming, he isn’t afforded the amount of freedom a king receives.
I’m considering enrolling at Forth Valley to benefit from his genius. I’ll need somewhere to stay so air the spare room and stock up with lettuce, cabbage and decaf tea.