The Snake & Immo 50th Birthday Tour

immo lets take this to page 5 the hard way..........like you since your whisky diet....no padding

I lost three months on that diet.

I always saw myself as the yin to your yang

The Chester Drawers to your Arthur Atkinson

The Henry McGee to your Benny Hill

The Eddie Slowbottom to your Derek Batey

Blast the board with gags man - I could do with cheerin up.

(You know I'd laugh even if i didn't tho )

Oh, you guys. You just make me wish I was right there in the Wellington with ya.

Then I wake up and remember it's in fukkin Falkirk or wherever

Snake, that guy in your moniker. Apart from the flag, that sash thing he's wearing raises my suspicions.

One of those Orange lodge types is he?

i thought it was harry worth

mo you couldnt live with immos drinking. hes an all nighter.....hes seen dawn more times than tony orlando

SnakePlissken wrote:mo you couldnt live with immos drinking. hes an all nighter.....hes seen dawn more times than tony orlando

But you couldn't find a yellow ribbon long enough to tie round the fat bassa

actually its ex fat bassa...hes lost a tonna weight, unfortunately he also lost his skin elasticity back in early 90's .... the result being he now has the flattering appearance of a very tired sharpei

patch the page 5 schematics to my cell

SnakePlissken wrote:actually its ex fat bassa...hes lost a tonna weight, unfortunately he also lost his skin elasticity back in early 90's .... the result being he now has the flattering appearance of a very tired sharpei

Lends a new mental picture to the phrase "like a wizard's sleeve".

Is he all that hangy way, clothed like a badly packed parachute?

SnakePlissken wrote:patch the page 5 schematics to my cell

This thread ain't dead.

It might just make it, goddamit.

SnakePlissken wrote:i thought it was harry worth

Of course. It's been puzzling me for ages. He's standing in a shop doorway. It's all clear now.

Was Harry Worth a Nazi?

The fukkin BBC should never have given him his own show. Fascist bastards.

you thought the grand order of water rats was a charity organisation?

Well, frankly yes. There are good socially-conscious vermin in the world too y'know.

Australians, mainly.

I've only had two looks all my life

I either look like a strangely ugly cherub after a long night in a rough pub or I resemble a frog with a chronic case of terminal disappointment.

Still - didn't do Charles Laughton any harm

According to Crown Licker I also have two looks: angry and ragin'.

false blokey insults arent worth tuppence

pull out wedge....you arent doin any good back there

You just know that's a big ole film ref

Fukktif I know what it is mind

You'd need King Celluloid for that

(Betcha it's got Rowdy Roddy Yates in it )

Never liked dem Star Wars movies......


.......and just like that we're on page 4. This thread ain't dead, this thread ain't dead.

this isnt a thread.....this is a moment

and wheres that pished up basturd immo when you need him....the drunken fukks been on more floors than shake n vac

It's a watershed I reckon.


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A 4 pager, this, laddies and chennelmen is the reason why i stick with this one horse board.when you read it when 4 pages are down, its like your reading a comedy script. keep it up boyos, i can only hope and prey that i could think of stuff like this. im filling up now, though that could be the 6.4% farmhouse gutrot.
but it probly int.