The Snake & Immo 50th Birthday Tour

The whole sorry tale...

On vidja!

Int. Night. SNAKE's 5-day birthday binge/tour reaches The Wellington Bar. After several dark rums, IMMO decides to ask his long-time drinking partner for advice on his tortuous and entirely imaginary love-life.



Look out for a special guest appearance from the blonde barmaid

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Never knew Gladstone had a beard.

supermo wrote:Never knew Gladstone had a beard.

Fuck, I never knew it looked so bad: shaving as I type.

Was that snake's 50th? What an auld chunt! Nearly

You've got to be the Sellars character, same hair, shit clothes sense and all sorts.

50?????????????????? i,ve been telling peeps that he got a j7,oma for his 40th.

Time was this thread would be a 5-pager.

Are Plissken and Immogreen the Russell Brand & Jonathan Ross of yesteryear?

Manuel CSC

five pages is a big ask..but ill have a go

the funny thing about my birthday was that my bob beamon run up was so long that i was shagged before the event....my hitchkick was finally stalled by the monday morning mountgay

incidentally i sleep with the johnny 7

a boy band on the way up.......look out for them

excuse me if i get kinda moisty eyed but immo and me have rode many a trail together.......course immo has been side saddle since 79

reminds me of my 30th bithday in the commercial....rubbing elbows with gladstone......we had to rub elbows cos the basturd wouldnt shake our hands

got in a big fight that night.....but i had to admire immo,he got thrown downstairs, hit with a chair and flung out the front window.....he never spilt a drop

Not bad!

Just think Snake, in 20 years you've made it all the way from the Commercial to the Wellington.

You must be vewy vewy pwoud.

not really its only 20 yards ......a yard a year is nothing

At your age I'd say that's a reasonable goal to set yourself.

Movement's not really your thing

Go with the gags

You averaged about 98% on the big-yucks scale on that last page alone

I couldn't decide on one to quote

crown and gladstone dodgin the thread hasnt gone un-noticed

What thread?

This one?

They're both on it

Have you bin on the rum?

Answer the thoid question foist.

not since i was on it...looking to take it into unchartered 5 page territory....f you see my point

I don't - no

Mibbes you should elucidate me...

...over the course of a post or seven

Or six...

...if seven's a bit of a stretch.

ive always been immos sidekick....everytime i beat him to the laugh.....he kicks me in the side