Great Lost Tracks - An Everyday Series

Saturday 21st July...


1300 hrs...


1980.....


A callow youth approaches the bar of 'The 1066 Lounge' and asks for a currently fashionable lager.

The stripper makes an entrance from behind the jukebox at the end of the postage-stamp dancefloor just to the right of the gents (or her dressing-room).


The callow 18-year-old youth is immediately priapic - just as he was when he read that article about crop-rotation in the Upper Volta last week .

The stripper is v skinny and angular.

She barely fills the once-sparkly bikini and is fighting a war of attrition against a well-worn pair of hold-ups that wont.

The lager is horribly fizzy/chemical-tasting.

The stripper is either wearing very daring hosiery or she has a bad case of fireside tartan.

A big, dumb-ugly lookin cunt standin beside the callow youth noisily drops his guts and triumphantly exclaims

"Toap that ya cunt!!!"
























Meanwhile...





In Brown Furry-Land...





































Bald, coked-up, Peruvian prossies are harvested at will by a plethora of pulchitrudinous playboys grown fat an a surfeit of gold lahm-ay and unquestioning adulation from people who should really be old enough to know better.












Probably

Tuesday 21st July...


...2009.


A decidedly uncallow 47-year-old sits (again) at a vacantly glowing screen and is mesmerised.

And a bit pissed.

Another track bearing the name "Over You" is played....



The uncallow youth is immediately pathetic.

Life's funny like that innit.

Not "Ha-Ha" obviously but...

Ah well....

That's...

How "Alt" can Alt-Glam get???








Y'know...


...next to the late, lamented (only by me, granted) 'Reindeer' smiley ...


I think that..

" "

...is prolly my favourite smiley ever



Cheers Crownybhoy!!!











Incidentally...


Why-oh-why-oh-why...





a. Did the BBC allow Lulu to conduct that horrendously clunky pre-performance interview???

b. Was Lynn Paul considered the 'sexy' one in the N.S.'s?

c. ...When Perth-born Eve Graham was patently a Venusian shagpot of the first order... tailor-made for callow yooves already driven to the limits of sexual distraction by this month's edition of Practical Woodworking.


It's an enigma wrapped in a riddle covered in a Twix wrapper and tucked away behind that pile of newspapers in the spare room that you never quite got round to sorting out.





Hmmmm







Who could possibly solve such a conundrum???

FOR SALE:

47 Y.O. MALE.

ONE (VERY) CAREFUL OWNER.

HOUSE-BROKEN.

WILL RESPOND TO THE CALL "CUTHBERT" OR "DIBBLE"






(OR DRUGS)










HEAVY SMOKER




G.S.O.H.

G.S.T.Q.

T.F.R.

S.M.Y.A.M.

P.H.B....







(D.S.O. (& BAR) )

No visuals

No need

Fukkin brammer

In the James/Gov ballpark this one I reckon

OK... Blue.

Let's go...

Ohhh alright then

Yellow.

Red...



A proper 'tear-up'

Green

"...the sickest group in all the world... how could they do this to me?"


White

(C'mon... who's surprised at that one... really? )



One, two, three, four...

Me and Lester knew the score



Ain't that right ?

Pink.

(Only Glad and Mo will get this. )

Orange

The Four Taupes

The Mauve

The Beige City Rollers



Written by Carole King ...


...and Gerry Goffin

So...


It's still a fantastic song


So...


There!

Fuschia-heads!!!





"If the least you can do is show some restraint;then the most you can do is get carried away"

Good motto for life that I reckon




Sorry

I know

One sleep to Wickerman... I'm a little over-excited

Black.


























Black













bLaCk




















BLAAAAAAAACCCCCKKKK!

(Hey Plisskers )




"I AM A FLY TRAPPED IN A BOTTLE OF SHADOWS!!!!!!!!!! "

Macca's a complete and utter can't... get a grip on him at all

A sheer face emotionally

You look into the big, brown, soulful eyes and you think...

...Yeah.

He's showin there...

Then you see how scared he is of 'showin' at 0.57 in this one

(The wee 'Fuck's sake! ' look-away.... dead giveaway )



Recovers tho...


He gets up and finishes fourth

This is real tho



And that's it.

I think.



























Oh yeah...


...nearly forgot.




Billy Preston...

Immo wrote:The Four Taupes

Tuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuune! Any chance of sending it my way please?


Two excellent sets of of drunken postings Mr Green, some of the tunes were dodgy but the prose was top notch. Much better than mo's review of the New York Shits, very poor effort that was, don't tell him though.

Immo's my hero.

Get in quick before I crash.

Not particularly lost, but then not particularly, new, good, Swedish, fecund, pink, awww fuck it,

Posted this before the big crash of 2009. Fuck, if you don't like this you don't like music.

Tuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuune!