Great Lost Tracks - An Everyday Series

She achieved a certain campy glory late on - yer dead right

Mind Gladys always had the tonsils...

Ok, dad rock. It's still pop music to me though:



Another "Horace" moment immo, but that's ok, my shoulders are broad. Unlike mo's, which is why he can wear his whorish dress.

Really



I know I exaggerate the laffies

But I scrolled down pretty slow and it just

You bastard!!!

You snuck that sweat-banded piece-a-shit Geordie cunt in under cover of Mo's burkha

Bad boy naughty boy in your bed

Marthalous

Franktastic



I've yukked it up at that pic every scroll-down so far

Immo wrote:Franktastic



I've yukked it up at that pic every scroll-down so far

Tuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuune. Yeah baby. Pop music, let's go.

An yuh know what babe.... yer soo cruel

A far superior versh IMO

Immo wrote:An yuh know what babe.... yer soo cruel

A far superior versh IMO

Tuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuune2. I fucking love this track. Is it better than Nick's? Hmmmmmm.

And... in the blue corner... wearing the green trunks with a pair of whitesportsocks (2 furra pound) stuffed down the front...

crownliquor wrote:

Immo wrote:An yuh know what babe.... yer soo cruel

A far superior versh IMO

Tuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuune2. I fucking love this track. Is it better than Nicks? Hmmmmmm.

It is Nick's really

Just earlier

YOU FUKKIN BASTARD!!!

YOU DID THAT ON PURPOSE JUST GET THE 1000TH FUKKIN POST DINTCHA!!!

Immo wrote:

YOU FUKKIN BASTARD!!!

YOU DID THAT ON PURPOSE JUST GET THE 1000TH FUKKIN POST DINTCHA!!!

No.






Ok, proper pop music ( I fucking love the 80s ) let's go:

Just to annoy sperms:



Fuck, look at em, They only look about 19. How cool would you be if you could write a tune like this at 19?

crownliquor wrote:

Haw, that's my wanking fantasy you're posting there

Off again

She's a waterfall:

Ok, let's go:

She used to be





In this tho???

Un-fukkin-touchable in pop-music terms.

Un-fukkin-catchable

Songs featuring singers with voices that sound like a cow "Exchange & Mart"-ing into a pitcher...

...but are still

(A short series)

Yeah Chris

Still after all these years

Flat as fuck in the Phaedra bits tho

Go Nance

All that fag-end of the boho-hippy mutual pocket-piss-a-thon stuff is pushing my buttons at the moment...

If it aint baroque...

A beautiful, big, sprawling mess of a song, drenched in syrup, constructed by mad genius Jimmy Webb...

Sung by a Welsh actor

I heard he hadta climb on a table to hit that last note

(The strategic implementation of the viciously sharp hat-pin was unnecessary, but fun for the long-suffering tape-op involved )

De Salud Don Ricardo!

It is a truth, universally acknowledged that a man recently/unexpectedly in posession of a decent-sized quantity of herbiage, is in need of a right good sweary muttering session when he realises he hasn't any skins in the house

Trudging off up the High Street in an unsuitable jacket and light drizzle

Still

Then this lot comes on the i-pod





And in foggy Falkirk town the sun was...


...intermittent.


With light showers, drooling weirdos, drunks (some south-westerly) and scattered Burger Kings.

Dogger, Fisher, German Byte

Wilson, Keppel, Betty

Finistere and Ginger Rogers

Cuthbert

Dibble

Grub