Great Lost Tracks - An Everyday Series

"This is the pretty green - this is society. You can't do nothin uuu-nless it's in the pocket aaaow nooo"



"...and they didn't teach me that in school - it's something that I've learned on my own; that power is measured by the Pound or the fist - it's as clear as this..."

You can't beat a plucked bass

Coz then it would be a beaten bass

And the whole notion of the adjective could be lost forever

Just like the rationalisations of so many "post-modern" BB watchers...

(BTW - Isn't post-modernism just shorthand for taking shite seriously and eating yer own excrement? I'm sure I read that in my core-text for next session ; "Entirely Inappropriate Things To Say To Impresionable Young Adults Studying The Media - Anova, Research, Grant et al - Bluster & ShyteHawke - 2003" )

...Or the lingering memory of a bunch of anaemic, short-wearin, Manc, wanky, wannnabe-yooni-studes delivering a pallid, insipid excuse of a versh of this on the Factory label

The original is the charm in this case

Miles ahead of it's time

(When it clicked - which wasn't always )

Still pissed all over any of the weak shit that the writers on Cheers could produce

Properly funky (bass-driven) theme tho ... and that's the main thing



Me and the pater used to sit up to ungodly hours watchin this on STV

Dietrich (Steve Landesberg) was our favourite - very phlegmatic character

A kinda urban Voltaire - without the wanky, floppy hat

Bass...

Summer....


Ayr beach...

7 years old...






























Frozen

Nice frothy cuppa coffee in the cosy caff tho

Feck me, barney miler. another classic oot the bag ims.

Ron Harris was good too

Kinda knew you'd be a Barney-phile Sev

The late-night sit-com for the discerning gentleman.

lets face it mucker, there wasnt much else on the cathode tube at that time of night back then.

One for the youngsters

I'm not in love with Television

I'm not in love with the Radio (Stars) (neh-neh-ne-nennurh )

I'm not in love with Tuh-tuh-tuh-Twiggy...

Because I'm in love with...

lol, just saw that "tour of duty" show the other day, has that as its theme tune.
is that caffy mcgowan?

mind this?

The sainted Caffy indeed Sev

Never seen her lookin lovelier'n in that photo

Good lookin boy - trumpeter.



Mad about the boy(s) - allegedly



Favourites of the sing-along set.

Hard to play tho

For any number of reasons

Can usually manage this one - given a prevailing wind and fair conditions

Not as well as Ricky, Mikey and Paul do here obviously

Fukkin love that song to pieces. his voice is brilliant.

I was gonna have an early night too

And then I drifted off and....

















...ahhhh who cares about 'Then'

Apart from Vam Norrisom obviously

Judith Durham

Lovely upper register.

You can't really see it here cos she was forced to wear the specially-constructed BBC foundation garment which was designed to make all female performers, appearing in broadcasts screened before six-o-clock, look as mumsy as possible.



It was a petty and bureaucratic ruling which the BBC enforced (aided by the shameful slyness of the onions it has to be said... ) with a rod of iron, a fist of velvet, a gardening glove and a rolled-up copy of the Christmas Radio Times from 1979....

Valerie 'Jugs' Singleton's career very nearly withered on the Jeremy Vine

Ho yus!

From 25 yards away he was somethin to look at... Up close he looked like something that had been built to be looked at from 25 yards away.

Chandler...


..., Cromarty, Forties

Wind and piss...

...some blustery




Wotta choon

Welcome to Madame Immo Petulantengro's Late-Night Pop-Star Seance

Gather round Stennyite believers ...

That's it - huddle in close ...







Mo...








...Snake...


















Not that close... please








Now if we could all just switch the lights off and link hands...
























Sev...











Just hands...


Puh -leeze





All together now....


"Is there anybody there??... is there anybody there???...."

Ahhhh...

The mists are clearing

Ahhh the piper at the G's of D...

Who's payin?


























































Could somebody waft summat really strong and ripe-smelling under Snake's nose - he appears to have fainted

































SEV!!!!
























SEV!!!!













NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Woooooooo


...another voice is trying to shoulder it's way through the gawping rubber-neckers of the spirit world...


Woooooooo

Speak spirit...

Ask us your question from beyond the void of all comprehension

(and certain parts of Govan)

No query is too banal...

...speak on spirit... speak on...

I feel a great sadness in you ...

I...








I...















Peter...


you got some food stuck on yer moustache... ...



























No...

























...other side ...









That's it











Go on then...

Givvus yer question anyway even although you've ruined the whole ambstinence of the seance now

Immo wrote:

Tuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuune! Mr Green.

You mentioned Jeremy Vine in an earlier post, come the revolution that cunt will be up against the wall.

Are we allowed to post tunes before nightfall? I'll have crashed by then so you'll have to forgive me.




I've seen these live you know, so that baldy cunt can fuck off with his snidey non gig attending comments,

Seen these live as well you baldy cunt. No video folks.

http://www.last.fm/music/Kenickie/_/In+Your+Car

Seen these live too, twice.