Great Lost Tracks - An Everyday Series

Not upgraded the Sky+ to HD yet, ya cheap fukker?

I hardly watch any telly that hasn't been Sky-plussed these days.

About 90% of what I watch consists of live Celtic games on Setanta.

Seein as how I watch 99% of that through my fingers or from behind the couch; HD would prolly be wasted on me.

Fair point.

I can't stand watching football on TV, the commentators drive me crackers. But I do use Setanta for most Celtic away games.

NothingBeatsBeingThere CSC

Managed through for the Falkirk game midweek and thoroughly enjoyed it

Coupla cold ones in Mchuills (sp?) beforehand

Wee bro was in good form although kept us back on the walk-up due to ill-fitting strides

Martin was comin up with the stats during the dull bits on the walk home through darkest Brigton

(Fifteen goals in the last three home games... think the Record'll lead wi that themorra??? )

Chinese nosh-up on the way home...



Sometimes things just work

By the time I got home I had almost forgotten the inauspicious start to the evening which centred around a heated mobile-phone exchange between myself and Toots (but mostly Toots) with regard to my lack of application in the matter of the day's housework.

I remembered just slightly after my return and forgot again almost immediately after receiving the initial blow from the rolling-pin.


PS

Scott Booth is a bitter Hun cunt tho ...

You got that bit right an'all

Christ you must have walked past our door.

thank fuck you don't know where I work!

supermo wrote:Christ you must have walked past our door.

Yeah - we did.

BTW...

Sorry about writing in shaving foam on the windscreen of your car

I was a bit and bit confused






















I meant to write

obviously

If you'd done that I'd have you on CCTV and the guard dogs would have been sharing one of your limbs, obviously. so you're fibbin

Assuming that miniature Labradoodle was actually yours...

...you can rest assured it will be shitting teeth for the next few weeks.

Caught it a good one in the 'nads an'all

Anyhoooo

We're cloggin up a perfeckly good music thread here

The old thread...

Not like these new, modern threads that have all needles and Aids and despair and thin-lapelled jackets in em...

No - the old thread

By the Corn Exchange... on the Top of the Pops...



StewartLee CSC

No habla Espanol????

Maricon !!!

Donde esta el Supermercado la proxima???






Dos Metaxa por favor

And the award for most predictable follow-up post goes to....

(insert rustle of golden envelope smiley)





"Tuuuuuune" - Crownybhoy

"Nothing about pigs in it: 1/10" - Pig Breeder's Monthly

"Yeah yeah... - he's great... I really like his stuff. Sorry... Who is it we're talking about again?" - David Bowie

"Shite" - Daily Telegraph

"Absolute shite" Marxism Today

I hate the Clash, they were shite.

Like you know next to the square root of fukk-all about pop music

Who'd ya think ya are!!!????

Crownybhoy??!!!!???


For all the masons in the black

And any club in the red



EDIT

Maaaan that's gotta be up there as one of the greatest debut albums by a British band ever

Less'n want's to chip in with some effort by Dumpy's Rusty Nuts



"I'm round the back of your house at night - peekin in your windows - are you sleepin tight? I'll laugh at your locks with my celluloid strip - and you wont know who came..."

This time 365 days back...


Toots & I were booked into the Carlton George, Glasgow; for an unashamedly sybaritic weekend in honour of my 46th




In the afternoon... drinks were drunk... congratulatory texts were received from friends... Guardian crosswords were completed... fried food was consumed... clothes and books were bought... more drinks were drunk...




In the evening; a no-holds-barred, Wangaroo-flash, fart-arse-ily presented, colour-supplement of a meal was enjoyed by both of us in the hotel's rooftop ress-chew-wrong....

With wine and everything...








In the late evening...



I alternated between watching golf on telly, smoking two-skinners on the balcony whilst plugged into whatever tracks I happened to have on my phone, pacing the floor, pinching the bridge of my nose and considering the "cowped" and " ing" form of my "significant other"



This year has been a massive improvement

I've got a whole hard-drive of tracks to choose from.






Number 1 - April 12th 1962

Not sure if Mercury Rev made this thread in it's previous life, shocking if they never



Vastly under-rated band, their lead singer nearly died don't ya know .......... not due to his disappointment of not making this thread of course

Go on then, bang the album up please James, and I'll give it a go.

Will whinge if it's no good, I like a bit of a whinge.

Immo - the Clash were monkey derivative rip offs of loads of New York bands. Just because some super-excitable under graduates (like one good but sadly misguided mate of mine) got carried away by them and their "punk" posturing doesn't gloss over the fact that in terms of originality they probably had the lowest hit-per-thousand of any band going.

I repeat, they were shite.

Sperms has got the ONJ outfit, he wears it as a change from his whorish dress.

I thought there was a moratorium on porno pics on here, Crown?

This bird is absolutely gagging for it. I can see in her eyes that she wants me, and I'm aroused. Allah be praised.

Sure I'll find her on here if I look hard enough: http://guesshermuff.blogspot.com/

supermo wrote:Immo - the Clash were monkey derivative rip offs of loads of New York bands. Just because some super-excitable under graduates (like one good but sadly misguided mate of mine) got carried away by them and their "punk" posturing doesn't gloss over the fact that in terms of originality they probably had the lowest hit-per-thousand of any band going.

I repeat, they were shite.

I don't think I've seen a more blatantly amateurish attempt to influence a chain of events

Ever...

(In this case waggling a big stick emblazoned with the legend; "The Clash Are Shite" through the bars of my cage )

Hold on though...

I bin away in deepest, darkest Yorkshire for the last few days...

I'm just catching up on the latest Scottish football "news"....

Apparently it's all the SFA's fault that Capt Unbookable and the shaven-headed prick felt the need to get rat-arsed and then behave like 12-year-olds afterwards.




Walter Smith...

David Murray...

Jack Irvine....

Media House...

Daryll B, Jingle-Jangle, Andy King (Billy), Andy McInnes, Prick Young, Dodgy Donnelly, Jim Traynor(The fat, fukkin, sell-out cunt/slug... he coulda bin a contender too )...

It beggars belief... it really does.

God's own team...


The Queen's 11


Dignity FC




Buncha fukkin spivs man

The Clash look positively spotless (ideologically speakin) next to that shower of slimy, back-pedalling, press-pampered bastards

crownliquor wrote:


Sperms has got the ONJ outfit, he wears it as a change from his whorish dress.

You get to a certain point in the missed-post catch-up thinkin...

" FFS isn't there gonny be a single chuckle amongst em "

And before ya know it...

Oh yeah... track

Good versh this...

Very tough and muscular...

Is there such a thing as cheekbones that are tooooo good?

Hey!!! ...

Rosita!!!!

Donde vas con mi carro Rosita?



I hear Johnny got there before you maaaaan

Am I goin crazy or is Willy De Ville the dead spit of Frankie Carbone???



Months after the robbery
they were finding bodies all over.

When they found Carbone in the meat
truck he was frozen so stiff...

...it took them days to
thaw him out for the autopsy.

That song is drawn from a really excellent album full of Hispanic New York hip hits, Immo. though Willy has always been more R&B than NYC punk.