Great Lost Tracks - An Everyday Series

My therapist said not to see you no more
She said you`re like a disease without any cure
She said I`m so obsessed that I`m becoming a bore, oh no
Ah, you think you`re so pretty

I had a weird experience this week

The question said...

"Identify one representation in the text (Bowling for Columbine) and explain how that representation was shown in the text"

The (beautifully eager and anxious to do well) stude confused the "how" (methods/techniques used to achieve an end) with the vernacular "how" (reasons for a partikkler course of action).

To wit and Viz...

Stude A - "Ah think ah'm gony chuck college"

Stude B - "How?"

Stude A - "Cos ma EMA's run oot and ah canny be bothert wi it"

WRONG USAGE!!!

Stude A - "Ah think ah'm gony chuck college"

Stude B - "How?"

Stude A - " By sending a heartfelt and genuine letter to the Senior Lecturer expressing my sincere regret that I cannot continue on that course of study as I haven't a fukkin clue why I'm supposed to be there"

CORRECT USAGE!!!! :LOL:






Wadda predicament!

Just for reference...

This is why...



This is how....

Valium

(Ksshhh Ksshhh)


(Or speed, or ching, or ping - whatever that is - or Daz or Surf... or Vim... or Ajax... not fussy... Non-Smokers preferred (more for me), GSOH essential - (cos I'm a bored/frustrated bastard who needs to be entertained 24/7) Must be into custard, bondage and beautiful, simian man-children who once held down the posish of drummer with The Who.... or The How. (see above))

For all those others whose "Guardian Soul-Mates" e-mails go unanswered...

Physician

Fish-heid yins

Ahhh the oul triangle...

"Murray wasn't in at the start 20 years ago when Graeme Souness kick-started the Rangers revolution that reshaped the face of Scottish football..."...


"In a momentous week for the Ibrox club, which included the brave end of their Champions League adventure, the Rangers fans have now witnessed the first shafts of light in the "moonbeam of success" that Murray said was lying in wait for the club."

"It is believed Le Guen will be handed upwards of £15m this summer to spend on new players, and that eight new faces have been earmarked."

"I'm enthused by the arrival of Paul le Guen at Ibrox. His CV doesn't guarantee success in an environment rivalled only by the dark side of the moon.

But I've a feeling he may turn out to be the most significant signing Rangers have ever made and the most influential figure here since Jock Stein and Alex Ferguson.

He could well provide the club with a modern, international dimension to replace the old siege mentality. It's up to the supporters to grab it and join the 21st century."


"You'll be hearing from our lawyers in the morning - Slurp, Fawn & Lickspittle - Refusing legal counsel to durty Taigs since Nineteen-Oatcake - WATP YA BASS

SHUT IT!!!

(ya buncha durty bandits )

SHUT IT !!!

(that's not the way yeez planned it )

SHUT YER FUKKIN MOUTH

(Till ya know the troo-oo-oo-oo-ooth)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gSp689CyNvk

Beautifully football-oriented

Just...

...beautiful.

Until we scrape out an honourable 0-1 defeat against the Tangy Terrors the morra that is

In which case we'll hafta play it again - but with a more rueful/regretful air



"Aaaaand he... gave us...."

Immo wrote:
"You'll be hearing from our lawyers in the morning - Slurp, Fawn & Lickspittle - Refusing legal counsel to durty Taigs since Nineteen-Oatcake - WATP YA BASS

Went out for lunch yesterday and one of the guests was a tattie hoiking, bead rattling gobshite. Had the cheek to 1, speak to me while not on her knees, and 2 to ask if I'd do some computer work for her. Said I was too expensive and left.

crownliquor, refusing IT assistance to dirty Taigs, for some time now.

Ooooooh, Gary Davis, oooooh Gary Davis, ooh Gary Davis on your radio.

You're a sick man
Seek help immediately

I've a good mind not to send this recently-minted "Dancers" comp currently hovering above my PM outbox.

Been meaning to say, really liked the Sunday smoothie compilation, some top tunes on there, thank you very much.

The Chet and something tune is fucked though, been ripped too fast, pops and jumps all over the place. Didn't like that track anyway.

It's Chet Atkins and Mark Knopfler doin I'll See You In My Dreams.

Nice in a fugged, rummy kinda Sunday night way - but you're right, not a deal-breaker

"Dancers" should be nestling in yer inbox by now.

Ta for the punk stuff - gonna listen to it his week

That cunt Licker still lost all your YouTube posts, Immo?

You're taking it very well.

Good to know you've got my back ya bassa.


Was nothing to do with me by the way.

supermo wrote:That cunt Licker still lost all your YouTube posts, Immo?

You're taking it very well.

I haven't alerted the Bodleian just yet - mibbes it'll hit me all of a sudden like later on

But you sweated blood and tore your finger tips to shreds searching out those vids over many months of late-night dedication, Immo.

Not that I'm one to stir things up, but it would seem like extremely shoddy admin to some observers.....I imagine

crownliquor wrote:
Was nothing to do with me by the way.

The usual hun in denial stance ....

supermo wrote:But you sweated blood and tore your finger tips to shreds searching out those vids over many months of late-night dedication, Immo.

Not that I'm one to stir things up, but it would seem like extremely shoddy admin to some observers.....I imagine

Heeeyyyyyy

Wait a minute





Johnson is right!!!

Always gets me that one

It's the word "particularly" that does it for me

(Other words are available )

Anyhooo

To the nub and the gist...

Music!

Like I said preev...

Big Who thing goin on...

Still twitchin...





It's about wanking (fnarr)

That Keith Moon'd get it - drunk or sober


Me or him

Mind...


There's none of em aged particklerly well

Fukkin (ahem) rockin tho... what what? (insert monocled/Tophat smiley)





Ahhhhhh - that's better

Only another 50-odd pages to go. This could be your main activity for the rest of 2009, Immo. You're a martyr to youtube, truly.

Been meaning to ask you for ages Immo, what're your views on Mr Conor Oberst and his fine tunes? I became a fan a couple of years back.



Not that I give a fuck what you think, of course. I'm not some knob hungry butterfly like Crown Liquor