Great Lost Tracks - An Everyday Series

Wow. That's a fucking brilliant tune, immo.

Heh heh....

I thought that might tickle that good ear of yours T.

Encore une fois.

(Or left-over pate as it's also known )

Anyone who doesn't like Northern Soul is toryscum or thinks Wiggins is clean, but most probably both.

Did you catch Beeb4 World News a coupla nights back?

Good piece on the extent of doping in the land of the spoke and the sprocket.

Covered the blood-transfusions angle mostly - but generally an excellent piece of reporting.

The ground behind the new FVC Stirling campus is good for cycling.

You gotta watch out for the river tho.

You were right about the cheating bastard Armstrong and I'm sure vooz aveigh raisins re your suspicions about the squeaky-clean-ness of 'Saint Tame Northener of the Blessed Sideburn'....

Get in there Crownyboy!

At this rate both of us will be able to clamber from the under-stair cupboard of despair to the broad, sunlit uplands of the first floor landing together.

Incidentally... I trust that's the handle of the dustbuster currently pressing damply against the back of me Levis?

Immo wrote:Did you catch Beeb4 World News a coupla nights back?

Good piece on the extent of doping in the land of the spoke and the sprocket.

Covered the blood-transfusions angle mostly - but generally an excellent piece of reporting.

The ground behind the new FVC Stirling campus is good for cycling.

Didn't catch it but it would have been a naive, ill-informed piece. These hacks know fuck all about doping. Doping has already moved on from what they're reporting.
The governing bodies of all sports are corrupt and are complicit with doping. The UCI told Armstrong when testers were coming, giving him time to "prepare", they also covered up his positive tests, and not only his. Sky are now in bed with the UCI.

Weight loss is the new thing, but weight loss without losing power, which isn't possible. You can't be the best climber and best time trailer like Wiggins and Froome are, without dope.
GW-501516 was the new wonder drug, allowing you to lose weight while maintaining power.
The magic number is 6 watts per kilo, anything above this is obvious doping. You'll see Sky (and all riders) ride with power metres so they can make sure they don't surpass this wattage. A rider will always lie about their weight so their W/KG doesn't look ridiculous.

Kickball is full of dopers, Ronaldo, Van Persie and full teams like Barca, don't be fooled.

Oh yeah, one last thing, Chris Hoy, don't make me fucking laugh.

If any lawyers are reading, the above is not a statement of fact, just the thoughts of *********.

what in the name of fuck has this got to do with great lost tracks? There's other boards I can hang about with no cunt to speak to you know!

Tonight's fayre...

Starter

Bruschetta di calamari ripeni

Main

Herb-crusted rack of lamb, crushed new spuds with lamb marrowbone and lemon zest, swede&carrot puree with cumin and spring greens.

Pud

Toffee cheesecake with peanut butter and raspberry jam ice-cream.

All accompanied by an appropriate (Sunday night) soundtrack of course.

I'm thinkin about this one for the starter (imminent)

It's a lovely You Tube rendition from ole Maxim V...

... the ad hoc, knee-jerk response/review (in brackets) by the poster on the title of the clip is:

a. Disgraceful
b. Perfumed
c. The kind of thing that rampant homophobe Mo will squeeze a few miserly drops of poor comedy from.

Press your buttons and gamble away!

[u]

Old (Glesca) Rockers never die...

They just get involved in heartwarming local community/schools projects/

Wondeful versh of an under-rated choon.

Good Pop is...

Giggly, playful, shambolic...

Provincially Proustian...

Echoingly communal...

Bonkers...

A.



Bonkers...

B.

Home made...



Hand knitted...

Brutally succinct...

... but with a built-in ability to expand and express itself in more languid/locquacious terms...

Urban!!!

Rural!!!

Both together!!!

OK... now that the place is really rockin...

(5 guests... 1 poster )

...let's have just the (rural) ladies in the house...

... and now just the (City) gents...

(4 guests now... bleedin pathetic innit.. ... still 1 poster tho... whoever the fuck that is. It's not you is it Bewlay? )

...and now both together again!!

(Or... if you prefer the vernackler of the FVC Music Production stude.... "... like Boab Dylan shagged The La's 'n that wiz thurr gay wean )

Ahhh pop music...



But that's only from a disgustingly bourgeois 'First World'/Eurocentric perspective.

We've hardly touched on 'World' music.

Youssou Thatsma Babeh...

Nusrat Fateh (Boom-Boom) Ali (Bongo) Khan...

...and of course Stomu Yamashtabinabeautifullbaby.

Fascists.

Let's set that multi-cultural ball rolling... all two of ya.

And it's on and on (and on and on) we go....

Don't forget to smile tho.

One for the (Hege)money....

2. (Two) - From the shows...

Three to (take a loooong time to) get ready...