Great Lost Tracks - An Everyday Series

Don't worry mo, we can meet in the Crystal Palace so you can moisturise my manly thighs.

crownliquor wrote:Don't worry mo, we can meet in the Crystal Palace so you can moisturise my manly thighs.

Did you just awake from masturbatory slumber to find you'd posted that and couldn't retrieve it, Crown?

You're not far off mate.

Immaculate stagecraft from ole Mama C at 0.18, as that ill-advised, pre-gig pastrami sammidge results in an unfortunate bum-trumpet/tommy squeaker incident.

I used to think that Michelle Phillips was the most beautiful creature I had ever set eyes on.

I was 10 years old and an idiot.

She's still lovely.

But I'm a different kind of idiot now - so it's all good

All together now...

"...and no-one's gettin fat, except Crown and that twat"

At least... I think that's what they said



MaxellTapes CSC #1

Repost I think

Still great.

God bless the Fannies





"Fading fast from taking this too far..."

Not the best versh...

(The recorded/committed to vinyl versh is a bit tighter/more swingin)

Not the sort of thing I routinely have on the I-pod...

Still...

I dare ya not to smile/tap yer foot/nod yer head to this beautifully concise little gem

Yeeeee ( and indeed) haaaaaaar!

Alex Chilton...

One of the precious few pop stars that don't look like they've bin dropped into the "Unsung Genius" T-shirt from a height of four feet...

Fits him like a fukkin glove man

Brian sings....

The greatest pop song in the history of the known universe.... EVER!!!

(Yeah yeah... I know what you're gony say .... you're wrong - alright? You're just wrong... trust me. I don't care what kinda piece of cock-a-mamey shite you're gonna put forward as an alternative. It's a ways short of this.)

Immo wrote:Alex Chilton...

One of the precious few pop stars that don't look like they've bin dropped into the "Unsung Genius" T-shirt from a height of four feet...

Fits him like a fukkin glove man

Oooh, they're interesting tracks immo, would they be available please?

I've got Neon Rainbow somewheres but the "High Priest" album, from which the 2nd track is gleaned, is only in my vinyl collection.

I've bin v tardy in the matter of comps recently - I know it

Will remedy that sit-yoo-aish as soon as my big teacher's hollybags kick in and my scribbling task is complete.

Promise.

"Here's wishin you the bluest sky and hopin sumthin better comes tomorrow.
Hopin all the verses rhyme and the very best of choruses to follow all the doubt and sadness
I know that better things are on their way"

Lovely enjambment from the big-nosed closet-case



The OGWT-stylee vidja is merely a bonus

Mmmmm - nice...

Next week... Commander Cody, Dumpy's Rusty Nuts and a treat for all you Quicksilver Messenger Service fans

For Roofie and Baff ...

One of whom was "inducted" into the Stennymad circle today

(Contrary to my (and prolly their) better judgement )

Now I got another reason to feel awkward/embarrassed at work with a hangover

Still...

Gives me another excuse to repost this stone-cold-24-carat killer

Awwwww maaaaan

Trojan records...

Various Artists...

Rebel Music...

Track 1 - Side 1...

Buy it - you'll never regret it - trust me

If he hadn't already gone...

It'd be a happy B-day today to...



One of the few people in the (my?) world truly deserving of the epithet "beautiful"...

Incidentally...

Didja know that Henke and Sophia Loren share a B-day?

And that last piece of mawkish sentimentality brings us to the end of our scheduled programmes here on STV.

Join us tomorrow when Calum Kennedy will be opening the day's entertainment with his long-running series "Och Hoots - Ma Sporran". This week he will be investigating the role of the "jeely piece" in the development of the Scottish Arse Council. Late breakfasters may also be interested in the programme which follows that at 10.00am - "Cumbernauld - A Bad Idea or What?" in which Bryce McCurdy and his brother Lemon take a sentimental journey through the quaint, piss-stinking, windswept blocks of the new town and one of them gets stabbed by a Buckie-crazed member of the underclass.

Don't forget to sober up and tune in later in the evening for the Scotsport special "100 Great Clips of The Queens Eleven Gettin It Right Up The Tims" presented by the putrefying corpse of Alex Cameron.

And finally...

Don't forget to unplug your computer before you go to bed, thus preventing a hellish inferno in which you, your family, cherished pets and pot plants die in indescribable, flesh-melting agony.

And finally finally...

... for those of you living alone....


AHH HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!! ROON YEEZ YA FUKKIN UGLY LOSERS!!!

So it's a very goodnight from me - Angus McPresbyterian, and in the meantime... here's some music.

Now that (Keith Jarrett pish) was fukkin awful.

Serious cred relapse there Mr Green

And after such a good run too.....I blame the drink

Nice mellow tune to ease immo into his first voddy of the day.

Christ, this brought some strange videos up in the search, who'd have thought "male stripper" would have returned videos of, well, male strippers. Spermo knew, fucking closet boy.

crownliquor wrote:Nice mellow tune to ease immo into his first voddy of the day.

That... is... fukkin marvellous!!!

And at under 2 minutes - a worthy contender for one of Glad's now-legendary (and equally marvellous) comps



Wotta babe the "wife" is an'all

PS

I was already on my second by the time you posted it but hey... you weren't to know

crownliquor wrote:Christ, this brought some strange videos up in the search, who'd have thought "male stripper" would have returned videos of, well, male strippers. Spermo knew, fucking closet boy.

That is (still) fukkin horrible

Got pestered to death by brain-dead wannabe scallies when working in a wee indie shop in Renfield Street just when that came out

"Enny 'lectro 'nat big man? Goat that Man Pareesh import twelve inch in yit?"

Also happened with the equally dire "Primavera" by Tulio De Piscopo or somesuch

Howevaaah

Also happened with this one....


...which had a certain amount of charm

Original still shades it tho I reckon

Y'know...

I love Kevin Rowland - he's one of the true bonkers genii in pop music.

He's up there with Phil Spector, Brian and Copey... the Holy Trinity IMO

But I really couldn't be bothered with all that Irish fiddly bollocks stuff on the second album

(There- I've said it. If nothing else it'll do enough to fuse Bewlay's intolerance circuits long enough to keep him away for a bit longer )


He nicked the whole schtick offa Al Archer before summarily booting him out of the band anyhow

Terrific songs (as always) smothered in a surfeit of rustic artifice

I wanted to hear that blaring, testifying, urban sound from the first (incredible) album applied to em...

"Like this..."



The only one (apart from mibbes "Old") that I can be bothered to listen to now

That last one's also a kinda peace offering/apology to James (The Gent) McGrory

Sterling work on the music front

Also unreciprocated

Just got round to the football comp bleev it or not

Fukkin ingrate - I know

Have You Ever Seen The Rain and The Night They Drove Old Dixie (Deans ) Down now safely lodged in the i-pod playlist... more to follow. Thank you James

Just wait till them holidays kick in man...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qkbXY15c-kg

Okey dokey...

Guilty baggage offloaded...

(I shoulda really been a filthy bead-rattler - get the benefit from all that guilt shit )

Back to what I do best...

Self-pitying, unmasculine navel-gazing...

Let's go