Re: Great Lost Tracks - An Everyday Series

by Immo Wed Jun 10, 2009 9:19 am

Sterling work O cheers

And if the critic-naming and the battling against it and the partying with the Primals bhoys doesn't work...

You're stuck with it

Like me

The Fabs (as ever) have the answer to the rain-soaked, slightly rank-smellling Black Dog

that is the constant companion of the toper...

Rain, I don't mind.
Shine, the weather's fine.
I can show you that when it starts to rain,
(When the Rain comes down.)
Everything's the same.

by onomatopoeia Wed Jun 10, 2009 9:28 am

see also

by Immo Wed Jun 10, 2009 9:37 am

Their best ever - and an entirely apt sentiment Bow

He'll hate this Rolling Eyes

But on the positive side...

The sentiment is aposite (again) Smile

by Immo Wed Jun 10, 2009 9:57 am

No sentiment

Just pop

Let's go... Smile

by Immo Wed Jun 10, 2009 10:06 am

Voice voiceaah Smile

In echoed steps I walked across an empty dream
I looked across this world, there was no one to be seen
This empty feeling turned and quietly walked away
I saw no warmth in life , no love was in my eyes

I stared a century thinking this will never change
As I hesitated, time rushed onwards without me
Too scared to break the spell, too small to take a fall
But the Absolute luck is, love is in our hearts

I lost some hours thinking of it
I need the strength to go and get what I want
I lost a lifetime thinking of it
and lost an era daydreaming like I do

by crownliquor Wed Jun 10, 2009 10:38 pm

Immo wrote:Ahhh don't be like that man

You're a constant delight on here

Ignore your "inner critic" - he's a cunt and he thrives on alcohol.

If he's anything like mine, then despite your ignorin him, he'll keep at it - goin on and on and on about how useless you are generally and how venal and self-seeking your motives are for evrything you do...

But he'll get fed up eventually and gradually move off somewhere else - bullies are like that.

It helps if you give a personality to your inner critic - a name even.

Helps you focus your anger on it rather than meekly submit/agree with it every time.

I call mine

That made me laugh out loud immo, thank you. Perhaps we could have abusing mo recognised as a medical cure for beer depression? I'm off back under the stairs. Black Dog

by supermo Wed Jun 10, 2009 10:57 pm

Pair of dipsos. Actually I feel more sympathetic towards both of you than you'll ever know.

Liar

by crownliquor Thu Jun 11, 2009 3:26 am

Would a kind word kill you dad?

by Immo Thu Jun 11, 2009 8:15 am

Any number of reasons to repost this little beauty

1 It'll cheer up ole Crownybhoy

2 It is a work of sublime, soaring genius

3 Chris looks really groovy in the shades and sailor hat combo

4 "Don't like much really do I? ... But what I do like... I love passion"

5 "Armani, Armani... uh, uh Uhrmani... Versace... cinque"

by Immo Thu Jun 11, 2009 8:58 am

OK - that's enough of the "nice-cop" stuff

At this rate we're gony end up as Scotland's first Old Firm,Trans-Sectarian,gay married couple. Laughing

(The bride will be wearing green,white and gold BTW Laughing

)

It's bad cop time Twisted Evil

...

Get a fukkin grip man Mad

Aint you heard??? Evil or Very Mad

"Life's the illusion - love is the dream"

by Immo Thu Jun 11, 2009 9:07 am

Try to ignore the "idiot strip" subtitle efforts halfway through this un

I dunno about you...

.. but the thought...

"...If only Bob could be truly accepted and taken to the collective bosom of "Rock Fans" Sad

"

...never entered my head at anytime during my repeated viewings of this clip.

I remember being disproportionately excited by the lovely, weird wee juxtapositional happenstance of this sequence being recorded on camera (and for posteriority Smile

) by a loada middle-aged, cardigan-wearing, pipe-smoking BBC operatives at 11 in the a.m. Shocked

But that's as much as I'm prepared to say

Arf

by Immo Thu Jun 11, 2009 9:35 am

Almost sure this is a casualty of...

"The Music Thing We, (Well I Say We - I Mean Crown Really) - Don't Like To Talk About Anymore"

And if that isn't the cheapest excuse for a repost you ever heard in yer natcherall...

... you 're obviously new to the board Laughing

by Immo Thu Jun 11, 2009 10:14 am

"Neh-neh-neh-neh-a-waoaw wooooh... nee-nee-nee-neeawoaw neeooo..."

Geetar solo - cheers

- 2.14 if you got bored with the rest Rolling Eyes

by Immo Thu Jun 11, 2009 10:22 am

Tick turns to tock...

'Tic turn to Tone...

The Teds turn up trumps scratch

....

"Death is the least we have to fear (2.54)"

Very Happy

by Immo Thu Jun 11, 2009 11:13 am

Round Four...

Multiple Choice Personality Test

((c) Jackie Magazine for Girls (1972-1980))

1. Try to imagine a romantic liaison somewhere in the south of France....

2. Pretend you never heard of such a thing as a romantic liaison and wherr the fuck's France anyway and what the fuck are you on about now anyhow??? Evil or Very Mad

3. I am Toots - I am your nemesis. Do you know what nemesis means? "A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent", in this case personified by an 'orrible cunt... Me. Very Happy

Answers:

If you answered mostly 1's...

You are a hopelessly sappy individual, ill-suited for modern life. (which patently isn't rubbish, despite what certain middle-class sons of art-student parents might have you believe ) You are clearly not as pragmatic and productive/profitable as you might be and you should seriously consider messy suicide as your astrological "life path".

If you answered mostly 2's...

You are deep in denial ... consider purchasing a snorkel.

Lucky number - 13 to the power of ten

Lucky crispy pancake - Cod & Creamy Parsley Sauce

Lucky shipping forecast area - Finistere

Lucky unguent - Fiery Jack

If you answered mostly 3's ...

You are Toots - what the fuck are you doin readin "Jackie" magazine at your time-a-life?

Laughing

by Immo Thu Jun 11, 2009 11:33 am

If you answered mostly 4's...

There's always one isn't there One who won't get involved no matter what you do Well you've just wasted it for everybody else... I hope you're happy...

Laughing

by crownliquor Thu Jun 11, 2009 10:45 pm

Immo wrote:Any number of reasons to repost this little beauty

1 It'll cheer up ole Crownybhoy

2 It is a work of sublime, soaring genius

3 Chris looks really groovy in the shades and sailor hat combo

4 "Don't like much really do I? ... But what I do like... I love passion"

5 "Armani, Armani... uh, uh Uhrmani... Versace... cinque"

Tuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuune! immo. Cheers for keeping up the spirits mate cheers

Nearly have my man's strength back and will be ready to sort that Baldy

cunt out soon. Very Happy

by crownliquor Fri Jun 12, 2009 8:21 am

Immo wrote:Almost sure this is a casualty of...

"The Music Thing We, (Well I Say We - I Mean Crown Really) - Don't Like To Talk About Anymore"

And if that isn't the cheapest excuse for a repost you ever heard in yer natcherall...

... you 're obviously new to the board

Well if that's an excuse for reposts...............................................................

Tuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuune!

And again..................................................

Tuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuune!

by crownliquor Fri Jun 12, 2009 8:39 am

Have we done this Lizzy track yet, not had time to listen to your posts from last night yet immo?

by supermo Fri Jun 12, 2009 5:37 pm

"Pass the Kleenex, Immo. I don't want to get your jizz on my cycle shorts."

"Hang on mate, I've got my fingers tangled in your pubes at the moment. This mutual masturbation's a terrific cure for a hangover..."

Coupla Fannies Razz

by Immo Fri Jun 12, 2009 7:06 pm

Ahhh - you're just jealous Laughing

Ta for the Truffaut BTW Crowny Wave

by supermo Fri Jun 12, 2009 9:12 pm

Just remember Crown, you are the lowest of the low and your life means nuthin.

Twisted Evil

by crownliquor Fri Jun 12, 2009 10:04 pm

supermo wrote:"Pass the Kleenex, Immo. I don't want to get your jizz on my cycle shorts."

"Hang on mate, I've got my fingers tangled in your pubes at the moment. This mutual masturbation's a terrific cure for a hangover..."

Coupla Fannies

Oh joy, mo and his homophobia is back. Why don’t you just come out the closet mate, we’ll all support you one here.

My left arm is peeling where it got sunburnt on last week’s 100 mile ride and needs moisturising. You’d like that wouldn’t you, rubbing oil on my young(ish) taut(ish) shaved body, you filthy beast? Bet you’ve got a dewy penis just thinking about it. Tut Tut

Crown’s top moisturising tip:
Moisturise your heels everyday after you shower, gets rid off that horrid hard skin.

I do come across a bit gay sometimes don’t I? Very Happy

You’re welcome immo. Was going to send it to the old fella, he’d struggle keeping up with the subs though. Very Happy

by Immo Fri Jun 12, 2009 10:45 pm

Toots routinely refers to me as "The gayest straight person I've ever encountered"

Mind... the last time she said it I had just spent about 10 minutes explaining the subtleties of difference between the pedal pusher, the clam-digger and capri pants to her.

"You know nothing of couture - I sniffed, I bet the aesthetic appeal of the raglan sleeve is lost on you an'all Evil or Very Mad

"

Y'know I'm beginning to think she may well have a point Rolling Eyes

by supermo Fri Jun 12, 2009 11:54 pm

Dream on, Liquor.

Remember, you'll soon be back in the slough of despair, aka your life

Black Dog

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