Too good to be true

Some woman was urging me to discipline her 18 year old daughter this afternoon. Got my gimp mask and chaps out of the car, turned out she meant verbally discipline her for filling her laptop with viruses. Shame, she was fit as a butcher's dog. Grrrrrrr.

Apparently I'm not welcome at their home anymore.




Your draw with Caley wasn't too good to be true though was it. Get into them bewls.

These fantasies are simply rrrrrrriveting licker

I use a vastly superior Mac. What are these "viruses" that you speak of, Licker?

From the sound of crowns dodgy shenanigans he's probably been treated for a virus or two

easy peasy lemon squeezy

onomatopoeia wrote:These fantasies are simply rrrrrrriveting licker

Only fantasise about women that make me smile.




Viruses equal beer money mo, more the merrier.




What shenanigans James? Was just helping a young lady in distress. Bit like helping you out, only she was more PC literate and somewhat more photogenic.

Oh yes, and you don't pay me James.

Only in kind crown

That's what's making me cry Jimmy.

My sides are splitting

Was going to say you've not come back in a better mood you bad tempered old witch,



but I see you're not back yet. So there's hope for a mood improvement yet?


That was a good gag by the way, you're just spoilt.