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Post by SnakePlissken Wed Mar 10, 2010 1:02 am

Id ordered an item online from Tescos and went in this morning to collect it......in order to collect it i needed to present the bank card that i used online for the order......Ive had the same bank account and card for 35 years both my cheque book and bank card quaintly say Snake Plissken Esq..... a nod to gentler more polite times

I interrupt a young girl from staring aimlessly into space and ask for my order.....she takes the card and types in my details

We dont have an order outstanding on this card....she says

I ask her to try again as Ive had an email confirming

She tries again adding my date of birth, post code and full address


She lifts her head from the keyboard and with eyes duller than a day in Brechin says

Sorry Mr Esq but theres definitely no order coming up in this name
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Post by supermo Wed Mar 10, 2010 1:25 am

If this was another board 6 people would be on saying what's the joke, and another 6 would be typing:

Get her pumped!
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Post by JimmyMcGrory Wed Mar 10, 2010 3:09 am

supermo wrote:If this was another board 6 people would be on saying what's the joke, and another 6 would be typing:

Get her pumped!

and the other 1807 posters would be asking why a Hun was allowed to post Laughing
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Post by JimmyMcGrory Wed Mar 10, 2010 3:14 am

Online shopping's starting to do my nut in. I ordered perfume for mother's day and when I checked today to see if its being delivered the cunts have apparently canceled the order. No sorry or feck all Evil or Very Mad Evil or Very Mad

Its not all bad though, I seen the said item for £3 cheaper on another site and I get quidco cheers cheers

Waiting for a new laptop coming as well, picked the free delivery option but thought it would probably turn up the next day. Three working days later and the orders still getting fucking processed, I think they just fanny you about for a few days and send it next day delivery anyways scratch

Apart from that, online shopping's good
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Post by mita Wed Mar 10, 2010 8:16 am

A few capital letters in there from Snake, so that's progress. most of what follows is true Icon_cheers

Obviously still a hater of the apostrophe, though. most of what follows is true Icon_scratch
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Post by Immo Wed Mar 10, 2010 9:05 am

Gotta say I yucked it up wholeheartedly Mits most of what follows is true Icon_lol - never noticed the punctuation most of what follows is true Icon_scratch
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Post by SnakePlissken Wed Mar 10, 2010 8:28 pm

my secretary typed it
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Post by mita Wed Mar 10, 2010 10:58 pm

SnakePlissken wrote:my secretary typed it

That would explain the occasional use of capitals in the right places! most of what follows is true Icon_geek
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Post by SnakePlissken Thu Mar 11, 2010 1:23 am

she wanted to address it to you mita .....but didnt know if condescending shitesack had a hyphen....im afraid i was no help
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Post by supermo Thu Mar 11, 2010 1:57 am

SnakePlissken wrote:she wanted to address it to you mita .....but didnt know if condescending shitesack had a hyphen....im afraid i was no help

Laughing

Is she Grace Reid, and if so can she actually see her keyboard past those boobs?
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Post by SnakePlissken Thu Mar 11, 2010 2:53 am

her typing is unaffected.....she flips them over her shoulder
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Post by mita Thu Mar 11, 2010 10:07 am

SnakePlissken wrote:she wanted to address it to you mita .....but didnt know if condescending shitesack had a hyphen....im afraid i was no help

Oooh, get her! most of what follows is true 869332

No hyphen required, BTW.
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Post by crownliquor Fri Mar 12, 2010 4:34 am

mita wrote:
SnakePlissken wrote:she wanted to address it to you mita .....but didnt know if condescending shitesack had a hyphen....im afraid i was no help

Oooh, get her! most of what follows is true 869332

No hyphen required, BTW.

Nor is your input ya prick, get back to SF. most of what follows is true 925900

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Post by JimmyMcGrory Fri Mar 12, 2010 6:05 am

I can feel the love oozing outta this thread flower
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