Great Lost Tracks - An Everyday Series

Immo wrote:

Tickets in the bar?

I Might be Lying but it shouldn't be too difficult to get in. I'll check and get back to you! Teenage Depression didn't even get into the top thirty! I wasn't a teenager any more by that time either......

I'm all about it now.

If it doesn't happen, i may well be so disappointed, I hafta Quit This Town, pitch a tent somewheres and Live In The Marquee.

Super stuff.... I'll be in touch, immo!

Am I going nuts

Or is there a smidgeon of...



...in that Poshies track?

One of my mates got a freebie copy of the Soft Cell 12" Singles vinyl box-set off a rep who was visiting the HMV he worked in.

Jammy bastard

I never really knew what the verb 'to covet' meant until I clapped eyes on it.

Beautiful pic bags on em too.

Whenever i hear that someone is going to explain summat to me...

I bristle a bit.

When they say they're going to explain it via the medium of modern dance ...

...I'm with Dr Goebbels

This is good tho



You never do what you know you oughta
Something tells me you're the Devil's daughter

Geniously doggerelistic!!!

And just before Toots storms in, beats me roughly around the head with a rolled-up copy of Empire magazine and drags me off to scratcher-land.

(And not in a good or even vaguely promising way )

A dedication to all of the happy band of cracked actors who haunt this wee haven.

Ta.



Fear not muchachos!!! I shall sneak up at dead of night, paint revolutionary slogans on next door's fence and return once more to drunkenly spout pyshe in the name of the great God Stennyschlock!!! Arrrrrrrr!!!
!

For A.

Wherever she is.

Meet the new posts

Same as the old posts... except that they're, well... newer I s'pose

Good Old (new) Vic

Officially jittery now.

I just hope that my absence on the board, after tomorrow's inevitable disappointment, will be offset (in terms of brownie points) by my willingness to engage on the eve of the contest.

(Not that embdy even bothered to engage - ya showera panty-waist cunts. )

Howevaaah....

If, by fate or fluke or flat-out cheating, the good guys happen to win...

Yeez can still GIRFUY

As is traditional on a Sunday night after a top notch trough-up....

Swedish cured herring with sour cream and chives served on a miniature toasted soda farl with a cucumber and dill salad.

Sticky, slow-roasted shoulder of lamb with a red wine reduction, dauphinoise potatoes and pureed turnip

Sticky toffee pud and banana ice-cream

A more contemplative, cultural vibe on the ole music thread

Horse-faced genii ahoy

Exhibit 1

Todd!!

Exhibit 2

Miles

I used to know a guy who was totally obsessive about Miles.

Could give you dates and personnel for any session or recording you cared to name... catalogue numbers, whether miles was wearing a Rael Brook or a VanHeusen... the whole schmeer. Fuckin mentalist he was

I kinda miss talkin to him

Ben Webster - tenor colossus

All the 'M' words apply

Majestic, melancholy, magisterial, muck-niffi-suhnt

The fact that God is ticklin the ivories in his pick-up band is merely the cherry on the icing.

For those in peril on a sea of busted flushes.



EDIt

Incidentally Crownybhoy... You up for the Eddie & The Hot Rods gig next Sunday?

Remember you gotta come along in the Full Clitheroe else me and Gee will have you dragged out by the bouncers (Oooh - nasty )

Glad will be the one in the sling-backs, polyester trouser-suit and the chiffon blouse

I'll be pished and leaning heavily against the bar singing "I'll Take You home Again Kathleen"

Immo wrote:

You wanted us to do something like this when Snake announced your passing, didn't you Immo?

Sad sentimental ole fuckwit

Immo wrote:

Incidentally Crownybhoy... You up for the Eddie & The Hot Rods gig next Sunday?

Remember you gotta come along in the Full Clitheroe else me and Gee will have you dragged out by the bouncers (Oooh - nasty )

Glad will be the one in the sling-backs, polyester trouser-suit and the chiffon blouse

I'll be pished and leaning heavily against the bar singing "I'll Take You home Again Kathleen"

Thanks for the offer immo, and would love to, but as Glad says, I’m not local. Christ, you’d have spotted a tall, thin, tanned, handsome (if you shut both eyes and thought of someone handsome ) cyclist amongst all the Falkirk salad dodgers by now.

Plus I’m already having nightmares about seemingly innocent timmy invites that turn out to be plots to kidnap me.

Talking of salad dodgers our ever expanding Glaswegian friend hasn’t posted any of his weight loss updates recently.

Quite like the idea of dressing up though, there may be pics.

Spoilsport. Just back from a run, as it's too wet for cycling, bored now and want someone to abuse.

Have you not lost any weight then mo? If you stopped visiting that cafe and mooning over TGW while stuffing your fat face with cream cakes, you might succeed. Have you asked her about her monkey yet?

And bewls made you his bitch in your own thread.

crownliquor wrote:And bewls made you his bitch in your own thread.

So... now that that's cleared up...

...we may begin



Laaaaverlee wee guitar break into the big rush of the outro at 3.02

Laaaferteee escapes censure once more

"Laaaaaafin at you Timmy" is still, without a shred of doubt, the most puerile, juvenile and frankly embarrassing 'comeback' ever posted on this ( or any other) board

Yowzah!

A noo page... just like that!



This is horrible cos you can see the people doin it are just hideous fukkin hacks of the first water


But if you were to remove all traces of "Maisonettes" memory, scratchify it up a bit and stick an obscure American soul/R&B artist/label on the whole package...

....you'd struggle to get change from a ton at a Northern Soul record fair.



I reckon that Venusian-haired Goddess on backing vocals might bear a striking resemblance to TGB

(Or TGW if you must )

Or am I obsessing a bit here?

(Please - don't write in ... just a bit of fun )

Top bombing Sir Sev.

The Pogues at their most beautiful and my favourite song of theirs ever due to my recurring obsession with the ginger lady



Young Mr Bertie McDoormat and I had a wee Bowie-fest in the workroom before heading for home tonight.

We decided that if the house was burning down and you could only save one Bowie album...

This would be the one.



Mikey-bhoy!!!
Best... (Rock) pianner... player... EVER!!!

From the same ell-pee...


A straight rhythm-lift from this...




Slow it down a bit...

...nick a few yarns offa Monshewer Osterberg...

Et voila!!!!



Job's a good 'un

TOP ALBUM THO THAT IS, MY FAVE OF ALL TIME IS THE HEAVIER AND ROCKIER "MAN WHO SOLD THE WORLD", TRIFFIC