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The best 'rough demo' recording of any song EVER!



...and that's it.

BTW (By The Way) Crownybhoy...

Remind me to tell ya about the vision of loveliness that I encountered in BTW (Behind The Wall) on Friday night

Your own TGB was never in it



She was wearing a lot less kohl than the lit-from-within Ms Wood...

...but you get the idea

My plan is to drink myself to death in order to impress her.

If that doesn't work...


...I'll think of some other spurious reason to drink myself to death

Not quite...



..but close...

...very, very close.

Waddayuh mean is he a good dance-uh??

Immo do me a favour and don't post shite on here.

The thing is mate you've let your standards slip which is why the New Moosic Thread Has overtooken.

You are no longer a hep cat. You've let your yeahs became I'm not sure


What's happening man?

Ahhh c'mon Peps

Don't be like that

Whassup?

Didn't get yer end away... again?

Me neither

pepe wrote:Immo do me a favour and don't post shite on here.

The thing is mate you've let your standards slip which is why the New Moosic Thread Has overtooken.

You are no longer a hep cat. You've let your yeahs became I'm not sure


What's happening man?

That's you told Immo

I'm suitably contrite as regards that partickler chastisement James.





See?

Good to see you taking it so well mate

Cheers James

Although you're not the first to salute my indefatigability

Immo wrote:BTW (By The Way) Crownybhoy...

Remind me to tell ya about the vision of loveliness that I encountered in BTW (Behind The Wall) on Friday night

Your own TGB was never in it



She was wearing a lot less kohl than the lit-from-within Ms Wood...

...but you get the idea

My plan is to drink myself to death in order to impress her.

If that doesn't work...


...I'll think of some other spurious reason to drink myself to death

Has she got a sister?

Always wanted to meet you immo, what night do you go to the "Behind The Wall" ? We could invite Glad as well, and tell everyone he's our grandfather.

You're gony have to take pot-luck Crownybhoy- I've a very erratic pub-going habit these days due to the smoking ban.

(Incidentally where is the jurisdiction which allows us to kick those who stealthily drop their guts at the bar down the steps of a lighthouse. )

I doubt it would be a good idea for you to meet me anyhow.

You seem a sensitive sort - the disappointment'd prolly kill ya.

Anyhoo - what am I doing chattin to you?

I've got shite to post.

According to my shite-ometer, I'm in danger of failing to meet my September quota already

Heard this on Mr Bruce's show today.



The clip on this one is hilarious. I'd put good money on this TV recording being made in Germany due to the preponderence of blond hair and the audience's dogged determination to clap on both the on and the off beat thereby fuckin up the syncopation completely.

Fuckin oompah-band lovin bastards

Ahhh it was only a matter of time wunnit [yawnsmiley]

I always end up on this thread one way or another

Still - as long as it keeps Peps happy...



I've recced this album before

This is the best track tho (I reckon)




Lyrics are wrong , but it's not a bad wee vidja either

Tuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuune!, No really, fucking tune. Been banging on about this for ages, fucking brilliant.

In fact, no tune can top this tonight.

You may have done this immo, but fuck, it's the Stone Roses:

Saw em on Glasgow Green under the influence of an entirely inadvisable dosage of Pro-Plus...

(there wisny a grain of fast to be had anywhere + I was a total ignoramus drug-mong at the time )

...and a bottle of tonic wine

(I was just a fucking mong at the time TBH )



Still...


They weren't the Mondays tho were they?







(Musically), out of Sly, The Fabs and David Essex

They must've bin on drugs of some kind

crownliquor wrote:Ha! Just cracked open some Red Square, think James drinks this, and
think it's Tesco's own brand vodka (?) with some frozen lemon chunks.
My little sister told me you can freeze a lemon, once you've cut it
correctly, without impairing the flavour. Have you ever tried rimming a
glass with a frozen lemon segment though, not successful.

10.32 pm

crownliquor wrote:In fact, no tune can top this tonight.

11.02 pm




So...


...that's the size of it is it?


Bottle cracked at half-ten, up the stairs in the (Ian) paisley jim-jams before midnight

And me...




Sittin here like a plum

After a good scribblin shift

All fulla bong motts and cheap hooch

Postin top notch clips 'n' choons




On me Jack Jones!!







Again!!!!






Fuckin lightweight

I'm a fool to myself really



A kinda half-cousin to the Cryin' Shames' "Please Stay" I reckon

And that ends tonight's broadcast from Absolute (shite) Radio 96.3 (recurring)

We hope you've enjoyed tonight's selection of groovy, groovy speeds and that you will join us for tomorrow morning's edition of "Kailyard Kapers" with Glen Michael

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Roseneath and Lethanhill...




Milligan and Nesbitt...






Elsie and Doris Waters (featuring Uncle Tom Cobley)...






Cuthbert...











Dibble....











Ahhhhhhhhh.....



















hhhnnnnnnddddd ...


You know how this ends up

Immo wrote:

crownliquor wrote:Ha! Just cracked open some Red Square, think James drinks this, and
think it's Tesco's own brand vodka (?) with some frozen lemon chunks.
My little sister told me you can freeze a lemon, once you've cut it
correctly, without impairing the flavour. Have you ever tried rimming a
glass with a frozen lemon segment though, not successful.

10.32 pm

crownliquor wrote:In fact, no tune can top this tonight.

11.02 pm




So...


...that's the size of it is it?


Bottle cracked at half-ten, up the stairs in the (Ian) paisley jim-jams before midnight

And me...




Sittin here like a plum

After a good scribblin shift

All fulla bong motts and cheap hooch

Postin top notch clips 'n' choons




On me Jack Jones!!







Again!!!!






Fuckin lightweight

Had been drinking since 1pm mate. It will be different next time, honest!

Relax you fukkin pussy

I was just breakin yer balls a little is all
















I can never carry that stuff off without laffin

You don't gotta apologise for anything you silly tool






If i was as big a featherweight as yourself I'd have done the zact same thing

I've bin inspired to a whole Big Nosed Bard 'thang' by the William Bloke album which I thought I knew but - as it goes - didn't. De salut Crownybhoy!

The fact that Monshewer Rockin Rik from Basildon and his glamorous, raven-haired, famously testy wife Nelly are coming for dinner on Saturday is kinda chiming with the mood.

M.R.R. is a passionate socialist, cockernee geezer who you only have to listen to for a few minutes before you decide he should be awarded National treasure status... hence the Bragg comparison.

Nell is a kinda cross between Rita Hayworth, Julie Burchill, John Lydon and a scary Mary Poppins who demands that people do the right thing... less'n they want a fukkin slap

Hence the menu




Canapes

Baldy's delight (Tattie scone blinis)

Starter

Chilled roasted red pepper soup

Main

Fried sea-bass, dauphinoise spuds and salad

Pud

Lemon Posset

Followed by...

Half -eleven ...

And still dick

Absolutely fuckin pathetic

The standards of roisterage in this God-forsaken armpit of a country...

I just...

I really do