John cooper Clarke alert

He's coming up on the Culture Show, BBC2, in the next few minutes. Cunt's 60!

twin-wheeled existentialists steeped in the sterile excrements of a doomed democracy, whose post-nietzschean sensibilities reject the bovine gregariousness of a senile oligarchy
whose god is below zero, whose hero is a dead boy
condemned to drift like forgotten sputniks in the fool's orbit bound for a victim's future
in the pleasure dromes and ersatz bodega bars of the free world the mechanics of love grind like organs of iron to a standstill
hands behind your backs
in a noxious gas of cheek to cheek totalitarianism
hail the psycle sluts
go go the gland gringos
for the gonad a-go-go age of compulsory cunnilingus

Fleet Foxes just been on , too.

ah fuck it, I try and get you lot interested in culture......

Yeah but that cunt Kermode's presenting it isn't he mo?

I'm not sure if I really like FF's yet

JCC however is a genius

Unfortunately Toots has the com

Battlestar Galactica I'm afraid

the fookin view is fookin vile

for fookin miles and fookin miles

the fookin babies fookin cry

the fookin flowers fookin die

the fookin food is fookin muck

the fookin drains are fookin fooked

the colour scheme is fookin brown

everywhere in chicken town

the fookin pubs are fookin dull

the fookin clubs are fookin full

of fookin girls and fookin guys

with fookin murder in their eyes

a fookin bloke is fookin stabbed

waiting for a fookin cab

you fookin stay at fookin home

the fookin neighbors fookin moan

keep the fookin racket down

this is fucking chicken town

That's a fair point. He's down there with Adrian Chiles in the gutter with all those fuckwit broadcaster types who drank Satan's jism and are condemned to "celebrity" for eternity.

One day they'll be found head-down in a swimming pool with three brands of jism in their arseholes.

Metaphorically speaking, of course.

that last post concerned Kermode of course. Not Clarke :-D

supermo wrote:That's a fair point. He's down there with Adrian Chiles in the gutter with all those fuckwit broadcaster types who drank Satan's jism and are condemned to "celebrity" for eternity.

One day they'll be found head-down in a swimming pool with three brands of jism in their arseholes.

Metaphorically speaking, of course.

Back with the homophobic patter I see. That closet must be bursting at the seems keeping you in.

I'm comfortable with my sexuality, thanks.

Although at times your fawning PMs do turn my stomach, you disgusting specimen

That's "seams"

Minor speeling infringement: verbal warning

You're on latrines

Bastard.

Immo wrote:That's "seams"

Minor speeling infringement: verbal warning

You're on latrines

The problem is he likes it there




(Ahem, Mr Green....."speeling" ? )

Ho yus......!!!!

Two in one!!!

supermo wrote:




(Ahem, Mr Green....."speeling" ? )

my son loves this cunt.