Which would you rather have ?

that makes sense. You have the self-discipline of a skate and are reputedly the size of a fukkin whale.

Plissken told me that. and something about yer feet

There's gotta be a blowhole gag in there somewheres

I just can't seem to put my finger in it

If there's a blowhole gag I expect Sev will find it

Swimming underwater- I can imagine this would come in handy for life-saving situations.... Harmonicas really only have a role in life-ending situations, that is, the life of the player

i used to have a girfriend, who could insert a harmonica in her minge and play yankee doodle dandy on it, i recorded, it and let my mate hear it, i asked him what he thought it was he was listening to, he replied................



































dunno, it sounds like some cunt playing the mouth organ.
bet you havnt heard that one for years.

I bet Ono hasn't heard it at all

Nope My life is now far richer for it tho. Thank you sev!

nae bother hen.

Got to be the power of flight

Has nobody else read those James Patterson books where they cross human with bird DNA. Nuff said

Anyway the clincher for me would be the power to shit on Rangers fans from a great height for the rest of my life.

shaggy wrote:Anyway the clincher for me would be the power to shit on Rangers fans from a great height for the rest of my life.

Even the ones you play golf with ?

"Golf", 'nuff said.

supermo wrote:

shaggy wrote:Anyway the clincher for me would be the power to shit on Rangers fans from a great height for the rest of my life.

Even the ones you play golf with ?

"Golf", 'nuff said.

I can't remember reading any of this thread but golf is the sport of kings. Cycling now is for Vic Reeve latex thigh rubbing fan dans

Golf is jobbies. Specially on the kind of WASP lawyer courses shaggy frequents.

Iam sure the founding fathers of Bonnyton will be laughing in their graves at their club being called a WASP club

supermo wrote:Golf is jobbies. Specially on the kind of WASP lawyer courses shaggy frequents.

Maybe Shaggys and your friends are cunts but it's a gentleman's game where I come from

None of my friends play golf Jimbo.

shaggy wrote:Iam sure the founding fathers of Bonnyton will be laughing in their graves at their club being called a WASP club

touche!

supermo wrote:None of my friends play golf Jimbo.

What do they do then Mo apart from cracking one off thinking about cyclists in lycra

JimmyMcGrory wrote:

supermo wrote:None of my friends play golf Jimbo.

What do they do then Mo apart from cracking one off thinking about cyclists in lycra

You implying Crown Licker's a friend, Jimmy? Frankly, I'm shocked.

Football, snooker, boxing, running. The rest just lie around watching TV

supermo wrote:

JimmyMcGrory wrote:

supermo wrote:None of my friends play golf Jimbo.

What do they do then Mo apart from cracking one off thinking about cyclists in lycra

You implying Crown Licker's a friend, Jimmy? Frankly, I'm shocked.

Football, snooker, boxing, running. The rest just lie around watching TV

I'm speechless

shaggy wrote:
Anyway the clincher for me would be the power to shit on Rangers fans from a great height for the rest of my life.

Did an adult really write the above? Dearie me.

5 pages yaaaaaas!!!

Now for 6! Now for 6!

We need another question mo.....

Cling film or tin foil?

Can I answer? Tin foil, but save it for guide dogs.


Or black babies (Friday morning assembly)

Tin foil. It can do more than clingfilm.

And it conducts electricity. That's always bound to be useful sometime.