Which would you rather have ?

Your own tail? Or the power of flight?


It's a toughie

I'd like one of those tails that enable indepent flight

Just by twirling them

I dunno if you can picture the kinda thing i mean

Ahhhh - wait

I've got it

nah that's cheating. The question was a tail OR the power of flight.

It's gotta be the tail. You could wag it and people would know you're happy.

I'm permanently happy

Given a never-ending supply of drink and chemicals

And a prevailing wind

But sometimes you're not. Sometimes you're as grumpy as a Nazi when nobody laughs at his jokes.

OK, maybe not that grumpy but you catch my drift.

A tail could be a real help in non-verbal communication, Immo. You should get one.

Jokes?

flight, gotta be, though there might be problems with the projectile vomiting after a few farmhouse gutrots. no problem if you happen to be flying over ibrox at the time mark you.

sevvy wrote:flight, gotta be, though there might be problems with the projectile vomiting after a few farmhouse gutrots. no problem if you happen to be flying over ibrox at the time mark you.

But does it keep the flies off yer arse?

supermo wrote:

sevvy wrote:flight, gotta be, though there might be problems with the projectile vomiting after a few farmhouse gutrots. no problem if you happen to be flying over ibrox at the time mark you.

But does it keep the flies off yer arse?

Flies canna cruise at 33000 feet

Haw Jimbo, I said the "power of flight" not "the power to be a fukkin Boeing 737".

it's got to be the power of flight- a tail would just be a weak point, the baddies could grab it and trap you whereas with the power of flight you could just fly away and be saved

Interesting point Ono.

But consider if you were a cat and you had a tail to wag when you were angry.

People would be able to tell. "Watch out for Ono, leave her alone, she's really pissed off today", thereby performing a socially useful function.

Though I admit the power of flight is probably going to win. I should have added a poll.

I'd like a mixture: The Power of Tail.

That rather than my own flight.

supermo wrote:Your own tail? Or the power of flight?


It's a toughie

This is a sub SF post. I could understand one of the pissed up cunts on here posting it, but you normally show more discretion uncle mo.





And you're a cunt.

I like it mo... continue

Being one of the pissed up cunts referred to, it's as expected.

I'm not drunk licker! I'm writing up my prescribing audit

Fuck all prescriptions for heartburn I bet.

la la la la.... young lad like you doesn't need anything for heartburn!! :;:doctor:;:

Why are you trying to post smileys we don't have on this board? Fucking mong

but there's no doctor smiley!!

I'll draw a tache (like mo's) on the nurse smiley, then it can be all your own.

i already have one

onomatopoeia wrote:i already have one

What, a tache?

no silly! a smiley!!!