Which would you rather have ?

We've saved this thread for mo, hope he appreciates it.

Really should be cycling (have you seen the weather though?), not teasing the mardy one, she'll snap and get me one day.



Mo says the likeness is uncanny.

I don't believe you licker!! Mo would never say that

Admit it though, you smiled didn't you? That handle bar tache and the eyelashes, top it off. You lot should be paying me for material like this.

I did smile, you got me, I'm just concerned that with the hat she looks a bit like a nurse? Otherwise it's a dead ringer

Ono - stand yer ground, girl!

Licker - fuck off with the SF garbage. This thread and the five-pages-for-the-two-old-has-beens have saved this board of your's recently. Tosspot.

Although Bewlay and Sev on Obama was a minor classic

I like this game...

x-ray vision or mind-reading powers?

onomatopoeia wrote:I like this game...

x-ray vision or mind-reading powers?

X-ray vision - every adolescent boy's fantasy
Mind-reading - you wouldn;t need it with most of the half-wits on here, but it could be handy.

Yep, mind-reading. Deffo.

Most any fukker you meet is gony have such transparent motives that you'll be twitchin after only a few seconds.

Unless you're a gullible cunt like

Who needs the ability to read minds?... nuthin worth reading in most of em anhow

I'd go for X-Ray vision

That way you could

1. See sexy people in the nip any time you want (voluntary)

2. See grotesque people in general - and a spectacularly grisly 60-year-old work colleague in particular...

(think Isadora Duncan/Ken Dodd after a night on the skids crossed with an enormous, badly made candy floss )

...inthe nip (involuntary)

3. Go mad from 2.

4. Commit suicide by plucking eyeballs from head in a Ray Miland stylee

Perfect!

Immo wrote:
I'd go for X-Ray vision

That way you could

1. See sexy people in the nip any time you want (voluntary)

See the problem with that one is that no-one knows that X-Ray vision would just let you see through someone's clothing (yes yes I know we're in shaggy territory here, but bear with me).

What if you reached for the X Ray specs, and ended up viewing her........skeleton. "Oh look at the ribs on that ffs, I'm getting a semi"....

This really is a fine example of the high quality, cutting edge of debate we would expect. Bravo, messieurs, bravo!

onomatopoeia wrote:This really is a fine example of the high quality, cutting edge of debate we would expect. Bravo, messieurs, bravo!

and i havnt even started yet. fner fner, snurk snurk!

SF fodder, you cunts should be ashamed of yourselves.

onomatopoeia wrote:This really is a fine example of the high quality, cutting edge of debate we would expect. Bravo, messieurs, bravo!

You started it, smartass

I was being serious mo!!

supermo wrote:

Immo wrote:
I'd go for X-Ray vision

That way you could

1. See sexy people in the nip any time you want (voluntary)

See the problem with that one is that no-one knows that X-Ray vision would just let you see through someone's clothing (yes yes I know we're in shaggy territory here, but bear with me).

What if you reached for the X Ray specs, and ended up viewing her........skeleton. "Oh look at the ribs on that ffs, I'm getting a semi"....

I apologise Professor Sperms

Of course I should have defined more clearly the terms of my proposition

What I envisaged was some kind of portable, face-worn optical interface which allowed the user to effect a change in the power of the device through the use of a rheostatic switch mechanism.

Or as MacWilliam, Mason, Knuckledragger et al suggest in their seminal sociological study "Looking at Burds In The Nip - A Dialectical Approach"

"...ye could pit a wee volume control hingmy oan the side ay thum"

Apologies my learned friend

Yours

Professer Greene (defrocked)

The Groves,

Academe

Immo wrote:


What I envisaged was some kind of portable, face-worn optical interface

Pervert.

Tosser

onomatopoeia wrote:I was being serious mo!!

Keep 'em guessing, Ono

Immo wrote:Tosser

now, how to drag this thread out any longer....?

Try postin a lotta guff

one

word

at

a

time

Works for me!

(If you know what mega-obscuro TV character had that last line as his catchphrase... I may well be compelled to ask for your hand in marriage (again) as you are clearly Toots in disguise )

OK OK

What would you rather have:

The ability to swim underwater without needing to come up for air?
OR
to be able to play the harmonica like Larry Adler ?

PS Gotta be the harmonica for me.

I remember seeing a mouse orchestra one time during a summer solstice festival.

It was a kinda folky/classical thing set up by the Socialist Mice Against Cats (Kirkintilloch Chapter) co-operative - or S.M.A.C.K.C. as it was clumsily known.

The gimmick was that all of the mice in the orchestra were members of the same family.

I remember talking to the conductor backstage and commenting on the piano-playing mouse who had caught my eye.

"Ah yes", he said, "that's our Monica... she's a mouse organ"

Arf I say... Arf!!!





PS

I'm goin for underwater swimming

Like flying

Only better