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Re: The gorgeous barmaid

Post by crownliquor on Thu Feb 26, 2009 10:47 am

Forgot this:



Drink is evil.

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Re: The gorgeous barmaid

Post by JimmyMcGrory on Thu Feb 26, 2009 10:51 am

Keep drinking mate, it's your only hope of salvation

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Re: The gorgeous barmaid

Post by supermo on Thu Feb 26, 2009 10:55 am

Jimmy, you think the GB is actually a ladyboy too, doncha? Laughing
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Re: The gorgeous barmaid

Post by SnakePlissken on Thu Feb 26, 2009 10:57 am

gamine?
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Re: The gorgeous barmaid

Post by JimmyMcGrory on Thu Feb 26, 2009 10:59 am

supermo wrote:Jimmy, you think the GB is actually a ladyboy too, doncha? Laughing

I'm half cut myself Mo but not drunk enough to believe this fuckin yarn Laughing


No idea Snake but I knew one of the intelectuals would tell me

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Re: The gorgeous barmaid

Post by JimmyMcGrory on Thu Feb 26, 2009 11:00 am

SnakePlissken wrote:gamine?

Maybe she's a porker? pig

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Re: The gorgeous barmaid

Post by supermo on Thu Feb 26, 2009 11:16 am

Put it this way, she'd be useful in a truffle hunt.
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Re: The gorgeous barmaid

Post by crownliquor on Fri Feb 27, 2009 3:48 am

Hey, have some respect please, that's my wanking fantasy you're being rude about. Very Happy

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Re: The gorgeous barmaid

Post by Immo on Fri Feb 27, 2009 8:15 am

Lovely Rita...




This any closer to what T.G.B. looks like Crownybhoy?

(You'll have to imagine her ging-her)

I'm considering subliminating my deep-seated hankering for the romantic impulse by vicariously indulging in your doomed attempts to woo the goddess of the gantry.

Toots sez

"Any subliminating goes on... ye'll be mopping it up yerself"

What a card Rolling Eyes

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Re: The gorgeous barmaid

Post by crownliquor on Fri Apr 03, 2009 5:26 am

Tried to chat up some Spanish barmaid on Tuesday, she was nowhere as good looking as TGB, but my miming of "under 21" which was the match they were showing in the bar, had to be seen to believed. cheers


She wanted me. Very Happy

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Re: The gorgeous barmaid

Post by crownliquor on Fri Apr 24, 2009 9:49 am

TGB doesn't work on Thursdays. P Pants

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Re: The gorgeous barmaid

Post by JimmyMcGrory on Fri Apr 24, 2009 10:20 am

crownliquor wrote:TGB doesn't work on Thursdays. P Pants

Is that the night you usually go to the pub mate? Question

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Re: The gorgeous barmaid

Post by crownliquor on Fri Apr 24, 2009 10:30 am

Have nowt to say apart from this:



I fucking love Jamie T.

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Re: The gorgeous barmaid

Post by crownliquor on Fri Apr 24, 2009 8:01 pm

JimmyMcGrory wrote:
crownliquor wrote:TGB doesn't work on Thursdays. P Pants

Is that the night you usually go to the pub mate? Question


Rarely drink mate (will be on the vodka challenge today and posting piss on here later though Very Happy ) but like to go out on a Wednesday. Found a "new" pub last night that is like a gentleman's club (no, not a lap dancing club mo), pint of lager was just over two quid, bargain.

The TGB bar doesn't serve Kronenbourg anymore, which is a shame, 'cause it was the best pint in town. And as for the barmaids on a Thursday night, thick as pig shit, I hate thick women, and men. There was also a band about to play, they all had matching blue shirts and looked like the fucking Grumbleweeds, we did a ploughed field job.

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Re: The gorgeous barmaid

Post by JimmyMcGrory on Fri Apr 24, 2009 8:16 pm

You're never going to get quality entertainment for 2 a pint Very Happy

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Re: The gorgeous barmaid

Post by crownliquor on Sat Apr 25, 2009 1:58 am

Very Happy Very Happy

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Re: The gorgeous barmaid

Post by crownliquor on Thu Apr 30, 2009 8:13 am

Word on the street is TGB is pregnant, and it's not even mine. Surely this can't be right. Sad

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Re: The gorgeous barmaid

Post by supermo on Thu Apr 30, 2009 8:24 am

Fancy that. Can a women get pregnant by being a huncyclist's wanking fantasy? Wonders never cease. Maybe you hadn't washed your hands when she handed over your change? Laughing
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Re: The gorgeous barmaid

Post by crownliquor on Thu Apr 30, 2009 8:29 am

You're very rude to me some times, it's a wonder you can sleep. Very Happy

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Re: The gorgeous barmaid

Post by supermo on Thu Apr 30, 2009 8:47 am

Perhaps we should ask Ono for a professional medical opinion Laughing
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Re: The gorgeous barmaid

Post by onomatopoeia on Thu Apr 30, 2009 9:15 am

I think licker is capable of anything he puts his mind to. Very Happy

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Re: The gorgeous barmaid

Post by crownliquor on Thu May 07, 2009 9:28 am

I can confirm TGB is up the duff. Sad

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Re: The gorgeous barmaid

Post by supermo on Thu May 07, 2009 10:26 am

The father's a hoopy, I hear.
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Re: The gorgeous barmaid

Post by crownliquor on Thu Jul 30, 2009 9:30 am

Nothing to report, it was raining and couldn't be bothered to go to her bar.

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Re: The gorgeous barmaid

Post by Immo on Thu Jul 30, 2009 9:35 am

This just in...

TGB shocked and appalled as the drunken Huncyclist she's been stringing along for the last 2 years finally gives up the ghost... No



(I've airbrushed out the enormous phallus that she's ging-herly holding in her left hand just in case there are any minors looking in. Embarassed )

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