The gorgeous barmaid

Forgot this:



Drink is evil.

Keep drinking mate, it's your only hope of salvation

Jimmy, you think the GB is actually a ladyboy too, doncha?

gamine?

supermo wrote:Jimmy, you think the GB is actually a ladyboy too, doncha?

I'm half cut myself Mo but not drunk enough to believe this fuckin yarn


No idea Snake but I knew one of the intelectuals would tell me

SnakePlissken wrote:gamine?

Maybe she's a porker?

Put it this way, she'd be useful in a truffle hunt.

Hey, have some respect please, that's my wanking fantasy you're being rude about.

Lovely Rita...




This any closer to what T.G.B. looks like Crownybhoy?

(You'll have to imagine her ging-her)

I'm considering subliminating my deep-seated hankering for the romantic impulse by vicariously indulging in your doomed attempts to woo the goddess of the gantry.

Toots sez

"Any subliminating goes on... ye'll be mopping it up yerself"

What a card

Tried to chat up some Spanish barmaid on Tuesday, she was nowhere as good looking as TGB, but my miming of "under 21" which was the match they were showing in the bar, had to be seen to believed.


She wanted me.

TGB doesn't work on Thursdays.

crownliquor wrote:TGB doesn't work on Thursdays.

Is that the night you usually go to the pub mate?

Have nowt to say apart from this:



I fucking love Jamie T.

JimmyMcGrory wrote:

crownliquor wrote:TGB doesn't work on Thursdays.

Is that the night you usually go to the pub mate?

Rarely drink mate (will be on the vodka challenge today and posting piss on here later though ) but like to go out on a Wednesday. Found a "new" pub last night that is like a gentleman's club (no, not a lap dancing club mo), pint of lager was just over two quid, bargain.

The TGB bar doesn't serve Kronenbourg anymore, which is a shame, 'cause it was the best pint in town. And as for the barmaids on a Thursday night, thick as pig shit, I hate thick women, and men. There was also a band about to play, they all had matching blue shirts and looked like the fucking Grumbleweeds, we did a ploughed field job.

You're never going to get quality entertainment for £2 a pint

Word on the street is TGB is pregnant, and it's not even mine. Surely this can't be right.

Fancy that. Can a women get pregnant by being a huncyclist's wanking fantasy? Wonders never cease. Maybe you hadn't washed your hands when she handed over your change?

You're very rude to me some times, it's a wonder you can sleep.

Perhaps we should ask Ono for a professional medical opinion

I think licker is capable of anything he puts his mind to.

I can confirm TGB is up the duff.

The father's a hoopy, I hear.

Nothing to report, it was raining and couldn't be bothered to go to her bar.

This just in...

TGB shocked and appalled as the drunken Huncyclist she's been stringing along for the last 2 years finally gives up the ghost...



(I've airbrushed out the enormous phallus that she's ging-herly holding in her left hand just in case there are any minors looking in. )