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Post by crownliquor Thu Jul 03, 2008 7:14 pm

.. is now charging £2.40 a pint. I tell ya, if she didn't give me a dewy penis I wouldn't go in there any more.


Even worse though, she seems to be spiking the Kronenberg with alcohol, for I have a fearful headache this morning and can't work out why.














Drink is evil. Evil or Very Mad

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Post by onomatopoeia Thu Jul 03, 2008 8:46 pm

haha... Best Thread Ever!! Listen up kids, drink is evil! Twisted Evil

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Post by sevvy Thu Jul 03, 2008 10:07 pm

crownliquor wrote:.. is now charging £2.40 a pint. I tell ya, if she didn't give me a dewy penis I wouldn't go in there any more.


Even worse though, she seems to be spiking the Kronenberg with alcohol, for I have a fearful headache this morning and can't work out why.

































Drink is evil. Evil or Very Mad


Well, being as your boyfriend only gave you £3, you must have bumped your head on the way home with your heavy breathing. :o
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Post by crownliquor Thu Jul 03, 2008 10:59 pm

There's only room in my heart for you sev. ❤

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Post by sevvy Thu Jul 03, 2008 11:37 pm

whatabout your arse? 🐒
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Post by crownliquor Fri Jul 04, 2008 6:25 am

Jesus sev, my mental state is always parlous after drinking, and you're not helping by threatening the sanctity of my bottom. Mad

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Post by onomatopoeia Fri Jul 04, 2008 9:06 pm

haha sanctity!!

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