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The gorgeous barmaid

Post by crownliquor on Thu Oct 16, 2008 10:02 am

...is fucking lovely, and 2 pound a pint is a bargain.

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Post by Immo on Thu Oct 16, 2008 10:20 am

It's a decent price I'll grant ye

But how long is it gony take you to produce a pint of man-yoghurt? Ponder2 No

Mibbes you could get her to pay you on a piece-work basis?

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Re: The gorgeous barmaid

Post by crownliquor on Thu Oct 16, 2008 11:01 am

She's a babe, it has to be said.

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Post by Immo on Thu Oct 16, 2008 11:05 am

You gotta watch out for them babes No

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=FjjDmX9Tkss

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Re: The gorgeous barmaid

Post by sevvy on Fri Oct 17, 2008 1:39 am

crownie, mibbes your not tartanscrote after all..........................................







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New barmaid in my boozer ...
Frae Venezuela - my boss hired her without asking her a single question or even getting a CV. Apparently she is ridiculously hot (I've no' seen her yet).

I've been told to keep my mitts off.

curiouser and curiouser.


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Post by crownliquor on Fri Oct 17, 2008 4:27 am

Is the bastard stealing my material sev? Have a word with him. Evil or Very Mad

The gorgeous barmaid is definitely not Venezuelan, she has blonde hair which I'm not a fan of normally, I'm a ging-her fan. Embarassed

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Post by sevvy on Fri Oct 17, 2008 6:50 am

lol, you would say that. Shocked Smile
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Post by crownliquor on Thu Dec 04, 2008 10:33 am

She's grown her hair long and looks like a "My Little Pony". I told her, and apparently I'm not welcome at her establishment anymore.

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Post by Immo on Thu Dec 04, 2008 10:36 am

(sniffs)

Have you been drinking young man? Shocked No


























You should do it more often - those new smileys are fukkin hilarious Laughing

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Post by crownliquor on Thu Dec 04, 2008 10:45 am

Immo wrote:

Have you been drinking young man?

Is the pope a nazi?

Immo wrote:

You should do it more often - those new smileys are fukkin hilarious Laughing

The turgid prose smiley is yours, and funny as fuck.

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Post by Immo on Thu Dec 04, 2008 11:06 am

Who did I accuse of that again? scratch

Was it Baldy ? Fight Fight

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Post by crownliquor on Thu Dec 18, 2008 10:16 am

I'm not obsessed or anything...........................but she's put a few pounds on.

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Post by JimmyMcGrory on Thu Dec 18, 2008 1:00 pm

crownliquor wrote:I'm not obsessed or anything...........................but she's put a few pounds on.

She's probably aged 10 years as well waiting for you to buy her a fuckin drink Very Happy

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Post by crownliquor on Fri Dec 19, 2008 7:15 am

So used to the barmaids (and barmen) in Spain buying me drink I get upset when it doesn't happen here.

She has a new helper with a gamine haircut, the gamine look does it for me grrrrrrr.

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Post by Immo on Fri Dec 19, 2008 7:28 am

I like gamine

But I prefer bacone.

And the less said about that Bernard Matthews' "Turkey Ham" carry-on the better. Swearing



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Post by crownliquor on Fri Dec 19, 2008 7:49 am

Aghhhhh kohl. I love a woman in kohl, nice pic immo.


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Post by Immo on Fri Dec 19, 2008 7:57 am

Wow! Shocked

That's a beaut !!!

Howzabout Queen Gamine?



Any of these resemble T.G.B.?

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Post by crownliquor on Fri Dec 19, 2008 8:10 am

Love Audrey, but she's asexual. Watch her in the fantastic Charade where she tries to come on to Cary Grant (who is the coolest man to ever grace the earth), it's horrible. And as for playing a call girll in Breakfast At Tiffany's........

Some weirdo on the film site I use bought me a boxset of Audrey films. Got them sent to a friend's business address, but what the fuck is that all about?

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Re: The gorgeous barmaid

Post by crownliquor on Fri Dec 19, 2008 8:27 am

No, TGB is a blonde. Embarassed

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Re: The gorgeous barmaid

Post by Immo on Fri Dec 19, 2008 8:33 am

Ahhhh - the mists are fading - the image is becoming clearer Ponder2



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Post by Immo on Fri Dec 19, 2008 8:33 am

Seriously tho Shocked

You wanna talk about fuckin bone-structure??? Shocked

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Post by crownliquor on Fri Dec 19, 2008 8:44 am

Catherine has never really done it for me. More into fashion models than actresses, but fire away with examples of fine bone structure. I'll start:
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Re: The gorgeous barmaid

Post by Immo on Fri Dec 19, 2008 8:50 am

Laughing Laughing Laughing

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Re: The gorgeous barmaid

Post by crownliquor on Thu Jan 15, 2009 11:15 am

Answered the phone, the next thing I'm sitting in a bar trying to drink my bodyweight in lager. This drink is insidious stuff.

Anyway, the gamine one was sexy as fuck tonight.

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Re: The gorgeous barmaid

Post by crownliquor on Thu Feb 26, 2009 10:41 am

An angel has fallen by the wayside this evening, they really must repair the safety rail on the wagon, it's devilishly easy to lose one's footing.

TGB has an alabaster skin, either that or she bathes in talc. Anyway, fit as fuck, but the gamine one does it for me. Cheers

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