Teaching Advice

Have to install a laptop, and teach some 18 year old girl how to operate it. Is it still normal practice to have female students sitting on your lap while teaching, or will the police be involved again?

The girl has big tits, will this have any bearing on the teaching method?

The methods you describe are frowned upon these days Crownybhoy.

Apparently it can result in a shoulder-based RSI due to reaching round the knockers of the buxom (or comely) female student in order to reach the keyboard.

Our H&S comittee are crash-hot on that kinda stuff y'know.

Daydreaming again, Crown's dad has just bought the aforementioned laptop

Now then James, just 'cause I won't let you sit on my lap when sorting out your numerous PC fuck ups, there's no need for jealousy.

Her mother rang yesterday to say she'd be at work when I go, her daughter would be on her own and would this be a problem? Not to me it fucking wouldn't grrrrrrrrrr. Anyone know a good lawyer?

crownliquor wrote:Anyone know a good lawyer?

You've spelt 'liar' wrongly.

However, if the girl has big tits, she might as well have another.

Gladstone wrote:

However, if the girl has big tits, she might as well have another.

Bastard.

Right, that's me off to my "teaching" job, gimp mask is already in the car, and these essentials are next to be loaded:


NUT APPROVED


Have masturbated (twice to make sure), you don't want to be going out with a loaded weapon in a situation like this.

check shirt? do you shop in Next???

onomatopoeia wrote:check shirt? do you shop in Next???

Had similar thoughts, Ono. Tweedy looking jacket sleeve too....

The guy's just a disaster. Pound to a penny this "student" is some sad wee rent boy who's expecting a visit from some "s/m sub" type who just wants him to slap him around a bit while he spanks himself senseless.

Fuck, fuck, fuck. Her parents were there, the bastards must read stennymad.

yep that must be it licker

Am I the only poster on here who finds this thread vaguely disturbing?

I mean...


I tried to raise the tone a bit earlier on by using the word "tit" which is always a guaranteed vote-winner in this partickler constituency

But really....


































Look at the amount of hair pokin out from Crownybhoy's "Man at C&A" casual checky shirt!!!

Git yerself down to your nearest waxing emporium you fukkin throwback!

Back, crack and sack man...

...you know it makes sense

Ya freakazoid were-Hun ya!

I worry about the state of that kitchen table: it's like he's been cutting things like maybe lumps of meat up on it!

That'll be the goat he sacrificed to ensure the Teddies' last gasp win against the Harry Wraggs tonight

Immo wrote: throwback

Had another teaching job last week, she too was 18 and had big tits. See, you lot scoffed, but once word of the "liquor lap teaching method" ( and the cable ties ) got round they all wanted some.

She gave me a dewy penis 5gig of music which I'm slowly sifting through and will up for you all at some point. This isn't a hollow, immo promise by the way.
There does seem to be an awful lot of shouty American shit, which has been discarded, but a few nice dance tunes too.

Pervert

Musically replete pervert

As promised, these tracks are now available to you.

When one compares the list to the actual tracks, there are some strange editing decisions there Licker.

How much of that Morrisons "vodka" have you swallowed?

Deleted the tracks I already had: Strokes, Wombats, the best album of last year by Reverand and The Makers etc etc.