Great Lost Tracks - An Everyday Series

One down....

One to go.

(Two if ye count Paisley )

Gimme the money maaan!

Lil Beckie... Jingle-Jangle Jackson... Broadhoof... Jabba... Flanders the soup-taker... Andy McInnes... Robert Grieve... Nevin the soup-taker's son... Tom English... Gordon 'the moron' Dalziel... ahhhh fuck there's too many of em.

For your fortitude and indefatigability in keeping the truth from the Huns...

...and thereby making today even funnier ...

<spectacles, testicles, wallet, watch>

.... bless you.

God bless you all.

Christ Immo, you've hit a few targets there ... all deserving of course. How's the in service training days going? Tis great, long lie tomorrow for me with the kids being off

Don't think I've posted this before, bet my life on it? I'm not completely mad

You seriously think I'm gony quibble over a repost at this juncture James?

I'm shot to pieces man.

If the Buns' current travails continue, my liver's definitely a goner.

Plus...

'Reverb' continues to languish in obscurity.

My body is protesting vigorously against my destiny chosen lifestyle

Scottish fitba is doomed due to the possible extinction of a club who's been bleeding it dry for decades.

The journos who 'covered' the whole stinkin mess are back-pedallin furiously

The Hoops are gony win the league by dint of a ten point penalty.

Even if we collapse spectacularly, we should still have enough to scrape past a ravaged hun squad.

Which would be even funnier than a 'romp' tbh...

If ye get ma drift.

Strange days Dougal... ayee...strange days indeed Farquhar.

You fill yer boots up ya serial-repostin Swansway basturt!!



Savour it maaaan.

Ahhh.. I was doin so well too...

To 'weed' or not to 'weed'.

That is the question.

Whether 'tis nobler to suffer the spliffs and (ill-deserved) fortune of the wee arrow people

Or...OR.... and here's the thing...

...take (spliffs as big as baby's...) ARMS!!!!

And...

...and,,,well, you're just lucky there isn't an HR represenatative around to hear that.



Y'know... you really wanna get a grip on that stuff dude.

Bad dog.

SteweyGriffin Emerald

OK... a new start!!

On yer marks...

Ready?

Set?



Let's get loaded and forget.

So sad to watch a sweet thing die.



Of course... this bein a completely frank and open board...

You'll have yer own opinions regarding the Huns' (ongoing) death of a thousand cuts.

Don't forget!














































Naaaah - you won't forget.

A track to encapsulate the feelings of the non-Rangers supportin fitba fans at the end of this tumultuous week?

No contest.

In the silver medal posish...

"...and the way I feel tonight youse I could die and I wouldn't mind..."

And of course... maintaining it's consistent run in the top-3...

Ah welll... nearly an old-style Friday nite...

Mibbes next week?

Meantime...



PS

Embdy heard from Sev?

Never mind eh?

I'm sure there'll soon be a fresh press release from Bluff & Feltch to cheer us all up.

Current click-back-and-play-again track.

I reckon this is one of the best structured pop songs I've heard in a fukkin age!

Brilliantly economical and beautifully simple-sounding but fulla wee tweaks and turns that'll keep ya goin for weeks/months to come.

PS

If 'Hound' is actually 'Crown' ...



... this perfect piece of 80s-inspired pop will smoke him out.

PPS

Has embdy told Hound about the three-tracks-on-the-music-thread rule for new posters?

Another (newish) grower.

Start of it sounds a bit like 'Les Fleurs...' by Minnie Ripperton.

(A sumptuous slab of gorgeosity that was, I bleev, put in my way by Jimmy 'The Gent' McGrory. )

'saw gid likes.

Five-nowt away???



Or... if you prefer, we could talk about Stokes' elbow, poor defending, Hibs upcoming and titanic struggle against the Pars...



Absolutely fukkin pathetic...

Ye'd laff.... honestly ye wid

Right up to the point where you suddenly realise that you're subsidising this wholly partial, corn-fed, poorly informed guff through the licence fee!



RadioShortbreadBackOnPayNoMindList CSC

How to properly encapsulate (musically) the dregs of a Sunday that happens to fall at the end of a...

'...tumultuous ( ) week for Scoddish foot-bawwwlll' ?

Still... it's not all bad news Hun-side.

Apparently HMRC have 'no intention' of f**king 'The Famous Glasgow Rangers ( )'

And y'know... I believe em.

I mean... it's not like tax-inspectors actually enjoy the job they do is it?

Ahhh man.

I'm shot to pieces.

If only this whole sorry (tumultuous ) mess had begun to unravel on a week when I was actually at work.

(Insert lazy teacher joke here )

Wooden hill beckons...

...if I'm able.

Almost tooo funny.



"You work-shy, pie-eating fuck-wit"

That's a Don that's made that: rather amusing!

Hey, immo, it's my birthday, and I'm away out for the day, you work-shy, pie-eating fuck-wit.

Yeah - noticed it was the work of a Dandy.

More p to his e I say.

Many happy returns of the day Gladders!!

Hope you have a grand day out. I'd wrap up warm if I were you - just been out for a smoke and got properly battered by a cold, cold wind.

PS

As regards your barrage of contumely .... I am at work. My class is currently completing an assessment, thereby allowing me the luxury of a quick trawl through the latest on the demise of Der Hun.

Haven't read the NME since it was an 'inky'

However I was sent a link to this intriguing wee blog entry from same...

http://www.nme.com/blog/index.php?blog=1&title=listomania_10_best_opening_lines_in_song&more=1&c=1&tb=1&pb=1

...and it got me thinkin.

I've already posted one of my choices (Elvis Costello track) a coupla pages back...

"How does it feel now you've been undressed by a man with a mind like the gutter press?"


Would definitely put this one in my top 5 tho...

"In France a skinny man died of a big disease with a little name..."