Sticky: A Guide for new MEMBERS

You may have come across this site by accident and thought : I know I'll join up cos they're intellectualls And have bad hair cuts.

Well let me tell you that's very near the case


Get your laughing gear round this muther fuckers and see who laughs last

Immo Inventor of the alcohol fuelled Universal language Imlish

Supermo Recipient of the Clive Goodman Award for Sevices to Journalism

Gladstone Creator of the the award winning Chilean reality TV series I'm General Galtieri Get Me Out Of Here

Crown Liquor Grand Wheeler of the Ancient Order of Scriveners

onomatopeia Official Sponsor of the Hippocratic Oath

Pepe Homophobic Reference Library Asistant

returned Fanny Merchant

Tradebuzzer Arsehole


And the bad haircuts?



Well let me tell you that for every 100 posts Crowm Liquor will send you a Ronco 4 in 1 Haircutter downloadable to your desktop





Immo's got a hundred

I forgot Easy Leonard Award winning director of the Ealing spaghetti western A Fist Full of Whimsy

So as you can see we're all cleverer than you.

He,s no the only one you,ve forgot, you tractor touching old farm supporting wetland living mustard producing cunt of a man.


unless it was just an oversight on your part(ooh err matron), if thats the case, disreguard the first bit.

That's quite a good post, you must be very pleased with its near-perfect English too. Have you been studying?

Was that patronising enough?