Hate week

Been listening to "1984" while cycling the last few days (it's tedious, 1984 that is, cycling is sheer bliss ) and have decided to enact my own hate week from tomorrow. Mita will be the target of my ire. Well, he's a cunt you know.

Next week I'm going to enter the ministry of love with mo.

And it will be straight to Room 101 for you, cunto, for an endless session of homo-erotic sensory deprivation. Best to bring some vaseline, this is going to hurt.

Day 1:

Had a lovely cycle ride this morning, even saw a dead cat on the roadside which cheered me up no end, cats are vermin, so don’t really hold hate in my heart for anyone today, not even uncle mita.

Will make the effort though, off into town in a bit and will scrawl “mita is a cunt and FTP” on the bead rattler’s message board outside their church or whatever they call it.





The more you deny your feelings for me mo, the more it turns me on.

Whenever it was I first connected to the Internet the last thing I expected was to be propositioned by a pederastic cunt huncyclist, not only once, but every time I visit this site.

Then again, being pursued by some pervert hun bassa with a hard-on where his fifth gear should be is probably what I secretly longed for....

PS You ever think having that saddle pressing deeply into your prostrate might be doing you some, er, "harm", Licker? Call a doctor ffs.

Just got the old bike out of the shed, stupid cow shouldnt even be in there anyway, while i was there, found the old bicyclette, got it out, cleaned it orf, blew the tyres up and wey hey, i still dont know how to work the gears though.

supermo wrote:PS You ever think having that saddle pressing deeply into your prostrate might be doing you some, er, "harm", Licker? Call a doctor ffs.

You’d love to be pressing deeply into my prostrate wouldn’t you, you filthy beast?

Sure I would

crownliquor wrote:You’d love to be pressing deeply into my prostrate wouldn’t you, you filthy beast?

'ere Crown, maybe Immo will let you shag him. He thinks your gags are worth THREE laughing smileys ffs

Day 2:

Cycling was so perfect this morning, that I just don’t posses any hate. Mita’s alright anyway, sure he’s a cunt, who isn’t on here, but he’s very kindly sent me music in the past, so that makes him ok in my book.

Who knows though, tomorrow I may get a puncture, then the bile will come out.




Come on mo, that statement was a bit of an open goal

supermo wrote:'ere Crown, maybe Immo will let you shag him. He thinks your gags are worth THREE laughing smileys ffs

Y'know I sometimes wonder if the Crown & Mo double act isn't an enormous hoax/practical joke and that the urbane, foreign-film-loving, bronzed cycling God with the ready wit is, in fact, the Hoopy weirdo; whilst the homophobic, tubby, gym-frequenting, permanently grumpy, takin-it-out-on-the-world-cos-he's- one is actually the currant bun

The Tommy Cannon to Crown's Bobby Ball?

Hmmm



PS

Mo...!!!

And he's short immo.

Day 3:

Arsenal.

crownliquor wrote:Day 3:

Arsenal.

heh heh, i see what you did there