Great Lost Tracks - An Everyday Series

Immo wrote:

I'll send it as soon as i can be arsed

Whit more d'ye fukkin want?

Have a wee wallow in this while yer waiting

...and thank fate that you haven't yet reached your upper-40s and are consequently compelled to get all misty-eyed, melancholic and nostalgic about this kinda Nationwide League fare.

Fukkin nice tho

Never knew this was Hurricane Smith.

I should have included one of this bands tracks in my vague political compilation. Australian Republicans, crowns gonna love this

My 1000th post!!

Couldn't think of a more suitable place to put it

But what track...

Hasta be a significant one

Aha!

Why not combine a track that I like with a dedication to my life-long love....


...the pianner!!

(Jist a wee joke there Toots )

Mike Garson

Pianner-pounding in its purest form.

Fukk Gene Kelly

And his assistant Cedric

(One for the Beezer readers there )

Any fukker can look good stood next to Cyd Charise

Let him strut his stuff with his pissed-up mate hangin offa his neck just as he's "gittin down"

Bring him over to T'Labour Club and let's see how he goes.

Life-affirming stuff this next lot.

Watch it

Tell me you don't want to be that long streaka piss...


....and I'll calll ya a liar

Immo wrote:

In my prime, I'd have gone home with the fat lass ("Dave's easy option") in the white belt and failed to perform.

crownliquor wrote:[In my prime

I'm guessing your prime was about May 1982?

Ooh ya fucker, that was a bit harsh.

Ok, pop music, let's go:

There will be ladies dressed in lace grrrrrrr!

This is the best album ever produced:



Billy Bragg is god, and don't you forget it:



Anyway, Rangers FTP

Ok, if you don't like this, you don't like music:

Jebus, heres a blast from the past.

And this..............
triffic!

crownliquor wrote:There will be ladies dressed in lace grrrrrrr!

This is the best album ever produced:



Billy Bragg is god, and don't you forget it:



Anyway, Rangers FTP

Just to clarify, "Life's A Riot With Spy vs Spy" is the best album ever produced.



Think "Back To Basics" is "Life's......." and "Brewing Up....."(Another great album) combined. In fact, here's "The Saturday Boy"



And another from "Life's....."



Yet more:



If I didn't have to fetch the car, vodka would be my morning drink of choice.

You'll get blouse when I show you the back of my hand you cunt.

You tell him crown.

Fuck, you've got more smileys than the one.

It's a sign of the high esteem in which i am held on this board.

You can tell by the complimentary sentiments expressed in every single one of em.

crownliquor wrote:You'll get blouse when I show you the back of my hand you cunt.

Only if it's very plain with no smocking on the front.

And nothing in cerise

Or gingham.

sevvy wrote:Jebus, heres a blast from the past.

You got a contact address for Andy Fairweather Low, Sev?

Crown wants to contact the fashion tsar to find out where he can get a safari shirt just like that one

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=vl15Xzbg8FY

Still crazy. Still got it....

I think the inauguration of the "Aslan lifetime achievement award for services to the music thread" is long overdue.

Get it sorted ya mardy wee Huncyclist saddle-sniffer

Else ye'll feel the backa ma hand

(It's very smooth BTW... Nutrogena Pro-Retinol Plus )

Fuck off, I'd ban the the bead rattling cunt if he wasn't your friend. That last vid he posted was shouty rubbish. He should be posting stuff like this:

You really should seek some kind of psychiatric advice

Get a grip

Also...

How comes you get away with this pish and yet when I posted a bitta John Miles ages back I got a big row off Dad - or as we both know and love him?

You've always bin his favourite

Viva El Presidente Aslan!!!

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=rSmcmXHSazg

(Nae embeddin )