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And you have read my original comment about Lennon at ICT, have you?

I have Mo and I agree with every word.As I have stated most fans do not want to see the likes of yesterday on a football pitch.

What's the consensus on SF bewls, each side toeing the party line?

bewlay wrote:

crownliquor wrote:In fact, footballers are worse than mita.

Steady on crown

crownliquor wrote:What's the consensus on SF bewls, each side toeing the party line?

more like toeing each others arses.carnage over there.

You have to chill when you come here Bewls. I can always tell when you've been playing tft on the children's channel


Now repeat after me:

"Mo was right, and I'm sorry I traduced his perfectly reasonable and balanced views."
"Mo was right, and I'm sorry I traduced his perfectly reasonable and balanced views."
"Mo was right, and I'm sorry I traduced his perfectly reasonable and balanced views."
"Mo was right, and I'm sorry I traduced his perfectly reasonable and balanced views."

Just 196 to go, there's a good chap.

You hide it well Mo.I respect you for that

I'm actually quite impressed with how god's own team handled Lafferty's cheating:

http://www.rangers.premiumtv.co.uk/page/News/NewsDetail/0,,5~1660698,00.html

Thoughts bewls?

And now we know why

Not for Mo this time

For.... ahhhh you know who it's for

Well some will be understandably cynical about Rangers' motives but I say they did the right thing. Lafferty's statement was humiliating and he has no-one to blame but himself.

Overall Rangers made the right decision. And I don't often say that

You've prolly all seen this before

Good tho

Time to resurrect this thread


This isn't meant to be funny but it's local and an old gal losing her temper so it's in my top 10. or whatever.


http://www.eveningstar.co.uk/content/eveningstar/news/story.aspx?brand=ESTOnline&category=News&tBrand=ESTOnline&tCategory=xDefault&itemid=IPED28%20Aug%202009%2014%3A52%3A22%3A110

This is symbolic of junk

NOT THE BEST COPY, BUT STILL FUNNY AS FUCK. HE HAD A NOTE FROM HIS DOCTOR.

As any fule kno....

The Cornhill Inn on quiz night is the place to go for all of your top-of-the-range gossip and gag-smithery needs.

This just in:

Media... (dit-dit-dee-dit-dit-dit-dit-dit-dit-dit)

Apparently, Fairy Liquid have been shamed into updating their hopelesly stuck-in-the-50s telly ads and have produced a hard-hitting, urban, inner-city Ken Loach of an advert set in Grangemouth (A quaint harbour and fishing village on the East coast of Scotland)

Sample script follows...

CHILD: Mummy... how come your hands are so soft?

MOTHER: Cos ahm only 14 year old - now shut the fuck up and eat yer Pot Noodle (c)

Showbiz... (dit-dit-dee-dit-dit-dit-dit-dit-dit-dit)

Jonathan Ross in more trouble after being arrested for shoplifting in the kitchenware department of John Lewis.

When asked by the arresting officer what a man of his standing (and exorbitant salary) was thinking about, he replied...

"I felt it was worth the whisk"





And finally...

Sport... (dit-dit-dee-dit-dit-de-dum-di... ahhh fuck it - you know how it goes)

News that if the proposed bid for Rangers F.C. (Farcical Club) by Parks of Hamilton goes through... every 1st-team player will be promised a brand-new car of their choice.

Kris Boyd has already placed his order for a red Honda Ulster

Dave "The Lying" King was unavailable for comment at time of going to press.

Immo "Greene" is 103.

Youmane is the capital of Cameroon

Naebdy got it tho





Here's Bewlay with his weather for the next few days/weeks




With occasional



But not enough to stop the



Why isn't there a [fingerscrossed] smiley on this fuckin board?

pepe wrote:This is symbolic of junk

I liked this Peps.

But what kinda narcissistic anal retentive do you have to be to come on here in the wee sma' hours digging up ancient threads (all your own, natch) and bumping them up all these pages to make a point?

Is just our polite way of saying "sad-ass muthafuckah" ? I think so

Yeah...

Next thing you know he'll be on here jaked-up and posting a load of sub-Davidson comedy material in the small hours of the morning.

Narcissistic, anal-retentive tosspot.

I can't think of a better poster to be online when this next clip is posted.

Hail Der Uber-Grumpenfuhrer

Don't you start Immogreen.

Still not convinced Peppy isn't you in tractor mode. You share stranger nocturnal habits, and obviously you're both cunts

How dare you question my nocturnal habits

The cuntiness is a given obviously ....


....but my nocturnal habits

I can't remember the last time I was so insulted.















Oh....


....wait....

OK OK, Toots put me up to that one

This is totally juvenile.

I quite like it.

Bored Embra Poindexter+ poodle-rock = Genius!!!