It's good to be back

Good morning cuntos and cuntesses......Big Tony's a fat prick and Crown's a saddle sniffing hun!

Great to hear from you Bertie. Big Tony only lives on Celtic sites now, it's a full time job injecting common sense about the evil that is Gary Caldwell.

As for Crown Liquor, I need to brief you on several "issues". Put it this way a few hoopy weirdos on here need haunders so you've arrived at the right time. Cunt's do a come-uppance.

Check your PMs for the briefing!

How Heid the baw has been elevated to footballer status is beyond belief, perhaps it's playing next to that dodo McManus that is swaying the tic masses.......it's a poor league which has been on the wane for quite some time now I wont even comment on the national team

Are you two actually the same person???

No Ono, Bertie is actually a long-gone and lamented former poster who has inexplicably changed his name from the original......

But don't worry, he's a Tim.

Cast your mind back Ono myself and Spermo were big fans of the Sopranos and Bewlay for that matter.....fuck sake, I remember when you first became a med student......are you still Brazilian down below?

I think that's a yes, Bertie