A football post..........sort of

In between bumming whores, the beast is working on the new Tottenham stadium. He says as big sites go, it’s on par with the worst run he can recall.

You clock on with your fingerprint, which the nightshift duly were, but they had found a toilet window big enough to climb through and ran away bravely, returning at 6 am, utilising the same window, and then clocking off. This wasn’t just a few workers, it was most of them. A manager even filmed them exiting through said window. Subsequently there was a nightshift crackdown.

If you can bear being on site for your two grand a week, you don’t have to work, the stadium is so vast, hiding from the managers is the name of the game.

There is a constant shortage of materials, for instance they are waiting for something as simple as cable ties and anything that isn’t locked in the sitebox is stolen, with security just sitting in their office not bag checking when workers leave.
Smelly work boots have been stolen from lockers, and pilfered tools are seen on ebay a few days later.

The stadium is supposed to be finished for the start of the season, but the beast thinks that highly unlikely

My mates cousin stays in London, she gets a handyman in to do shit she can't be fucked doing at the princely sum of £30 an hour. The cunts unskilled