Hi, Non Celtic fan here

How is it going guys... any room for a normal sort of poster not obessed with Rangers? .What do I need in terms of DNA ?

Not being married to a blood relative would be a start

A new poster!!!

Quick - push the furniture back and get the nibbles out.

D'you like Demis Roussos Hound?

Welcome aboard 'dawg'

Hi, TheHound, just a quick in and out from me here, but..............


have you got a fanny?

Oh dear...

Is it any wonder we don't get many visitors.

Ignore him H... sit yerself down... sausage roll?

Now... first things first.

1. Has embdy ever called you a cunt?
2. Are you a bluenose?
3. In which case, you don't need to bother answering 1.

Immo's a 57yr old lecher from the Falkirk area, just incase you thought he was from Compton Mr Hound

I'm one of Immo's biggest fans Jimmy.Love his work...

Crown or Bewlay, I'm swithering here. Another glass of white vinegar will no doubt provide clarity

Stealing my lines now, Mister Green?

Like a moth to a flame, like a dug to a bitch in heat its supermo arrived to call the new cunt a cunt. Get him telt mate

supermo wrote:Stealing my lines now, Mister Green?

Only following board protocols and procedure mein ubergruppenschadenfuhrer.

TheHound wrote:I'm one of Immo's biggest fans Jimmy.Love his work...

Very gracious of ya H.

If a bit scary

I'm sure you'd like to continue of course...

Brilliant work Crown!!!... they don't suspect a thing. :-D The dumb saps. Quick - gimme a lead into that 'story' where I hafta stand in for Nicky Hopkins on the Stones' 73 tour. :-D

Ah the unmistakable smell of hymanal blood,welcome to the Dome du plaisir, i dont actually know if that french makes any sense, but it dont matter, cos thats the way we roll here. p.s. i'm the head honcho, anything you need, just ask.

hello faither, hows things, hows snake?

SEVVVV-AAAAAYYYYYYY!!!












(ahem...)

Aye no bad likes.

Snake sends his best.

You're worthy you're worthy get up! just like to say it's great seeing you old roisters doisters back on board. , in the words of mr george mcrae, it's been so long, since i seen you.............erm dum dum dum dum dum dee, ach you know what i mean. :-)

niall o,dhubghaill wrote:You're worthy you're worthy get up! just like to say it's great seeing you old roisters doisters back on board. , in the words of mr george mcrae, it's been so long, since i seen you.............erm dum dum dum dum dum dee, ach you know what i mean. :-)

he looks suspiciously like that cunt on the beach.

This one?

Heh heh heh heh, it's funny cos it's happening to someone else.

The size of his feet, is he a Hobbit?

Careful Jimmy - he's incredibly litigious you know.

I mean ask the Beeb's Mark Daly.

(Don't do it right now tho, you'll set him off again - I understand his aching sides are just beginning to heal after Whytey's last threat to set Carter Ruck on his ass )

I think Whitey's gonna be spending a lot of time in court mate, not as the plaintif though. Cunts going daaaaaaaaaawn

I'm amazed Strathclyde Police haven't taken his passport off him.

He's apparently jumping between Speyside and Monaco like a .... a ... well like a Hun fraudster on the run