Great Lost Tracks - An Everyday Series

and this would be the favourite.......but the video is just the album cover



That's enough JAMC.

...I wish I'd never even heard the song
I see the world - it makes me puke
But then I look at you and know...

Fish swim

Birds fly

Daddies yell

Mommas cry

Old men... sit and think...

Throughout the golden age of the Stenny Board, famed piss-artist and poorly-coiffed doggerel-enthusiast I*mo Gr**ne could be heard ordering drinks and attempting to score pills.

(Or grass.... or even cooncil... But grass if ye've got it like )

Now, we only hear him (and Glad and Sevvy)

During it's boom period, it wasn't uncommon to (regularly/frequently) see Mo or Doc or Vern or Crown or even Aslan hanging out in Stennymad's legendary 'front room' waiting for Snake to come on stage and bring the place to life.

For a period of 10 years, Stennymad was the only game in town.

Now... it's a generic delicatessen.

Threads that once contained the glittering literary products of a generation of complete wasters, now play host to an array of steamin pains and over-priced sumbdys.

Whatever the fuck that means.

Turn off the lights.



"...it's not a busted flush time machine.. but it's pretty close"

Ok ok.....

Nobody wantsta hear it.

I go .....




.... but I come back.

(One for the young-uns there )

And as if to prove a point....

Tonight's freeloader viewer figures just in...

Fluctuating between 3 and 7 parasites viewers logged in at any given time over the course of the previous unpleasantness.

Immo, i could read your stuff from sun up till the other one, you are the Bard of Stennymad and no mistake, i sometime imagine you saying this stuff instead of writing it, and in my imagination you have the voice of a middle aged Hugh Mcillvany or even James Earl Jones, no matter what, it gives me a chubby in a non homo way, keep it up man.


jeres a wee choon i,m sure you can identify with.........................

Immo wrote:

It was new to you until I posted it on this (never-ending) thread at least a year and a half ago you filthy ingrate.

How many more times? I have no short term memory you cloth eared cunt.

niall o,dhubghaill wrote:Immo, i could read your stuff from sun up till the other one, you are the Bard of Stennymad and no mistake,

He's a genius sev, a cloth eared one, but a genius all the same. Makes mo look like the closet dwelling individual he so obviously is.



















Mo is still a , mind.

niall o,dhubghaill wrote:Immo, i could read your stuff from sun up till the other one, you are the Bard of Stennymad and no mistake, i sometime imagine you saying this stuff instead of writing it, and in my imagination you have the voice of a middle aged Hugh Mcillvany or even James Earl Jones, no matter what, it gives me a chubby in a non homo way, keep it up man.

Sorry to disappoint you Sev, but Immo's just another lisping dilettante who'd probably hang around the john sucking cock if Stennymad was a real NYC backroom

Just jesting, Immo. Nice couple of YT excerpts there. Keep on keepin on mate

niall o,dhubghaill wrote:Immo, i could read your stuff from sun up till the other one, you are the Bard of Stennymad and no mistake, i sometime imagine you saying this stuff instead of writing it, and in my imagination you have the voice of a middle aged Hugh Mcillvany or even James Earl Jones, no matter what, it gives me a chubby in a non homo way, keep it up man.

Over kind as usual Sev - but beautifully put.

No less than I would expect from an all-round good egg and board stalwart such as yerself.

supermo wrote:Sorry to disappoint you Sev, but Immo's just another lisping dilettante who'd probably hang around the john sucking cock if Stennymad was a real NYC backroom

Ah'll thlap you thilly ya tharcath-tic cunt.

Wee cuz took advantage of my crapulous condish at a cocktail party coupla weeks ago...


...foolishly agreed to write a musical/panto versh of 'OLIVER!' for the end-of-term show at the primary school she teaches in (P6/7).

Two acts - half hour each...

Lines for at least 8 kids...

Songs... stage directions.....

"Och that'll be easy to do. We can get together and nick a load of classic british sitcom gags... string them together... coupla weekends and we'll have the job done. "





Total input from cuz so far... negligible...

Number of hours spent post-work at laptop... several...

Validity of school-night drinking whilst spending p-w hours at laptop.... absolute

Payment received this evening in the form of organic 'inspirational' material... one (small)

Musical/herbal panto-big-laff breakthroughs achieved... one... but it's a good un.

"We can get together and nick a load of classic british sitcom gags.."




Ah pity the fool who has to trawl through Terry & June looking for material.
As a wee upper, the new series of lead balloon started this week.get it watched.

'Oliver', Rum Tum Tum's from that, ain't it?

Here's not so old music from Julian Cope's Black Sheep album......



and have a wee glance at his busking tour from around the same time. When's he in Stirling?

...... (sound is not brilliant, but the guy's got talent and a brass front!)

It's Nirvana Jim.... but not as we know it.



First bit's great - shite thereafter.... decent metaphor for life as it goes.

Love the drum sound on the intro of this one.

Similar to the drum intro on Never Understand by JAMC - but better.



Plus... there are very few JAMC vidjas that work equally as well with the sound turned down like this one does.

Pyotr Ilyich Tchaikovsky F.C. vs Tommy McCook Academicals....

Pools panel verdict....

Score draw.

This one's the current 'click-back-n-play-again' track on the ole i-pod.

Not the kind of thang I'd routinely pick out for meself - must've been shamelessly nicked off recced by somebody.

But who?

Fukked if I can remember - Crownyboy's the most likely I reckon...

Recorded in 1974: Nadir's Big Chance.



Big difference from the Van der Graaf Generator stuff.

The Institute Of Mental Health, Burning, from the same Peter Hammill album recorded in '74. Fantastic stuff.



I think Bowie must have been a fan.

Two scorchers Gee.

Speshly 'Nadir'.

I remember reading that John Lydon was a big Hamill fan but I never really listened to his stuff before.

Will now tho.

Cheers!

Incidentally...

I just finished reading a book called 'Days In The Life: Voices from the English Underground, 1961-71' by Jonathon Green.

(There's a load of stuff in it about Mick Farren & The Deviants who mutated into your faves The Pink Fairies (as I'm sure you know) )

It's a brilliant read if you haven't come across it already.

Davey (Fire Engines) Henderson...

The (mad) git that keeps on givin.

For those who fear that their duprass may be turning into a granfalloon.