Things to make and do...

Bored with the Sunday papers?


Irritated by cheek-sucking, vacuous COCKS! modelling the very latest in high-heeled string vests?

(A snip at £399! )


...


Driven to insane fits of irrational rage by the simpering, simmering smugness of the food writers?


(Of course.. for really authentic harissa/rosewater/pig bollock pate - it is absolutely essential that you visit your local Lebanese grocer - what do you mean your town doesn't have one? Provinvcial poltroon )



Fear not


Simply avail yourself of a stout pair of scissors and a magic marker and - hey bingo!


A ready sorce of refirgerator art!


Have fun kids - and remember - play safe - ask Mum to help you with the scissors ;)

And for those of a less nervous disposish...