Things to get off your chest before you die....

"It insists upon itself Lois"



Fucking genius

Mo wants to get those moobs off his chest.

It's all that weak tea and lemon drizzle cake he's bin scoffing in his doomed quest to woo TGW.

He should plump for the healthy option - an esoteric, low-calorie mix-tape.

He could expend some energy and calories completing the quiz he's been promising for weeks.

Without pictures TGW didn't happen anyway.

Remind me, what was TGW?

I need your help compiling the quiz Crown, will PM you.

The Gorgeous Waitress of course





To be fair... she looked a lot less feminine when you first fell for her

Ha ha. There's a problem with TGW. She fell out with the owner (again) and fukked off (again).

I have her number but it'd be too pervy to call without a reason, obviously.

But I hear she's working part time in one of the pubs I recommended to Crown (until I found out about his deeply dodgy taste in drinking dens and withdrew all the suggestions, of course). Ah well (sighs)....

You try man...

You try.

supermo wrote:

I need your help compiling the quiz Crown, will PM you.

Ok mate, no problem.

There's nothing wrong with the pubs I drink in, you just use that as an excuse not to turn up and receive your beating.

crownliquor wrote:

supermo wrote:

I need your help compiling the quiz Crown, will PM you.

Ok mate, no problem.

There's nothing wrong with the pubs I drink in, you just use that as an excuse not to turn up and receive your beating.

Just post that list again and give us all a fukkin laugh.

You're such a snob mo.

crownliquor wrote:You're such a snob mo.

Correct.