Is there a "behind the back whispering" function on this board?

[Immo]

If there isn't then there should be

If Jimmy and I can manage to do it without the necessary admin protocols...

(And, in the process upset a highly esteemed and completely bonkers contributor to this forum )

...then the possibilities for abuse are infinite and potentially fatal for the continued rude health of this board.

(You might consider the pro-temp introduction of a "laughing-at-you-and-your-continuing-agony-very-hearty-indeed-thanks" smiley as an emergency measure )

Only here to help

No need to thank me.

[onomatopoeia]

isn't that what PMs are for?

[onomatopoeia]

Why are the confused smilies purple?

[supermo]

I think Mr Chubby is referring to some Bewlay post, Ono. Nothing to worry about.

I like the Alien one. He's clearly a Hoopy!

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