Mardy bum

Sent you an abusive message to your SS account ya filthy nazi.

Charming! Can't wait to check it now

Actually, why am I being called a nazi?

He doesn't mean you're an actual Nazi, like plissken, ono.

He just imagines you in the full stormtrooper gear, plus the inevitable black stockings and sussies.

It's mental images like this that keep making Mr Licker fall off his bike. He'll never learn

Snake's defo a Nazi mo, how immo hasn't sussed it yet I'll never know.


Christ, you've got me seeing her as a plump Helga from "Allo Allo" now. Here she is taking a break from studying (notice the hand written confession):




The initials from your e-mail are SS, coincidence? I don't fucking think so, you rattlers are all Nazis, just ask Ratzi (sp?).




NB. I'm not saying you're plump ( I am really ), so no flouncing ya bad tempered old trout.

One day Crown you'll wake up in Stirling A&E or wherever after some humiliating wanking accident (probably involving the end of a vacuum cleaner and a well known lubricant) and leaning over you with a grim smile will be Dr Ono, newly qualified and preparing to ram something indescribably painful up yer jacksie.

Then we'll see who's the mardy bum

He'll have to have that accident soon, because Stirling won't have an A&E when the biggest hospital in Scotland opens in Larbert. Hopefully, he won't have the wanking accident in Larbert, though.

The likeness is uncanny licker. Are you stalking me?

supermo wrote:One day Crown you'll wake up in Stirling A&E or wherever after some humiliating wanking accident (probably involving the end of a vacuum cleaner and a well known lubricant) and leaning over you with a grim smile will be Dr Ono, newly qualified and preparing to ram something indescribably painful up yer jacksie.

Then we'll see who's the mardy bum

hahahah.... it's funny cos it might just happen

supermo wrote:One day Crown you'll wake up in Stirling A&E or wherever after some humiliating wanking accident (probably involving the end of a vacuum cleaner and a well known lubricant) and leaning over you with a grim smile will be Dr Ono, newly qualified and preparing to ram something indescribably painful up yer jacksie.

Then we'll see who's the mardy bum

If he comes in with a sore shoulder a rigid sigmoidoscopy is a must




This image has been scaled down to fit the page, its actually about 12 inches long by approx 3/4 inch diameter of cold, hard steel

i'd be worried about referred pain jimbo! completely indicated

onomatopoeia wrote:Are you stalking me?

Nah, I'm not a chubby chaser.























Really did try to resist posting this comment, but abusing hoopies is almost Tourette's(esque) for me.

*floun.....................


nah i don't really care sorry dude

I'm not angry ono, just disappointed. You promised.

Did I? I replied to your mail btw.