Mardy bum

I've got you a present, it's not those pumps, apparently they don't make a size 12.

i'm not biting

YOU JUST DID IM AFRAID ONO.

JUST THREATEN HIM BY SAYING THAT YOU,LL PUT A SADDLE BACK ON HIS BIKE IF HE DONT BEHAVE. HE,LL SOON COME ROUND.

No I never sev

thats not what he,ll think.

Don't be selfish mardy! You don't see me whinging like a girl about beer depression when I'm a bit down.

You get yourself on here and give that gag the respect it deserves.

sevvy wrote:thats not what he,ll think.

I think you should use an apostrophe you cunt.

Oh mr licker, whatever could it be?

better?

No. The present was just an artifice to infer you're a man with big feet.

Put your flatmate on, she's obviously the brains of the operation.

I know that's a joke at my expense, so it'll be hard for me to criticise it, but that was a very poor wind-up licker!!

I can see a flounce coming. (There better be, or I'll sulk)

I just dont get it

bewlay wrote:I just dont get it

From the school of Mark and Lard: "Repeat until funny". Eh bewls?

You had to be there bewlay, and be fluent in apostrophe use

Crowns a cliched nutter, he thinks I'm a ginger teuchter Ono when that couldn't be further from the truth




Fact is I'm a dark strawberry blonde teuchter

The fact is he seems to spend an inordinate amount of time obsessing about us all.

Don't be jealous mo, I'll start a thread for you later in the week, you're still my favourite.

crownliquor wrote:Don't be jealous mo, I'll start a thread for you later in the week, you're still my favourite.

Please don't, if it's going to be the same old same old

I'll assume that clip is some sad fuckwit 80s garbage btw.

supermo wrote:I'll assume that clip is some sad fuckwit 80s garbage btw.

You looked








I did and you were right

Well, he is a tad predictable!