Ya big girl's blouse

Noel Coward was once rumoured to be smitten by Gemma Craven and chased her unashamedly

The dirty old basturt

It would never have worked anyhow...














They woulda had to raise their children as Craven-Cowards

Ay theng yow

She bought up a lot of shares in everton fc, so much so, that for a while they were known as..................................................................



CRAVENS TOFFEES!



or is that just an english company? if thats the case, im sorry.

She was keen on Martin Clunes, but the offspring would have been ...





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Craven-Clunies.

She liked Mick Hucknall but thought the name Craven Red sounded like a fags name

She was shaggin edgar allan poe, but they split up , he wrote a poem about her called "The Craven" but she threatened to sue, so he had to change it to "The Raven".


fuck this is getting desperate.