Ignorant baldy fuck

Why haven't you answered my love note?

Why not answer on this thread rather than sending me a private love note? Twat.

You talking to me? I assumed you were addressing some "ignorant baldy fuck"

No you didn't, you knew damn well it was you, or you wouldn't have responded by love note. You're my bitch.

You never send me any you cunt

What's that and that got that I don't?

Unearthed a whole loada tasty wee nuggets of pop-tastic-ness during a trawl in the dank, cobwebby bits of the archive earlier too...

Dunno if I can be fukked makin the comp now

Ya pissed up cunt. You send me drunken PMs, I reply and then you don't respond. I don't understand most of em, and sure you don't sober either.

Funnily enough you were mentioned in mo's love note, here it is in full:

"Haw ya senile old fool, did that video work on your gayphone?


Fucking old boys, can't rely on them for anything.


And don't go posting on stenny that this is a lustful message..................................or immo will be jealous "

Oh yes, check your PMs.


and finally......

You're fucked now mate, no YouTube:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/technology/7935833.stm

And here's what he really sent...

crownliquor wrote:

"Mo, love of my life, did you get that video I sent? Thought it would look great on your iPhone. Let me know if it works OK as I have more I can send. Especially one of me on my bike, the lycra hugs me a certain way and I almost come just thinking about it.

"That fucking Immo is a right cunt, drunken wanker never remembers to up the right tunes. Last time I let him cheat in the Friday quiz. Is he really as fat as he looked in that avatar?

If you're ever up my way don't forget I promised that hand-job. But PLEASE don't go posting on stenny about my messages.........I can't hide my love for you much longer Mo "

The man's demented

Good inty

Good intshy

Good aincha

Nah, take that back, Crown may take it as a come-on and start displaying his penis again.

I,ve shaved my scrotum.

You've got no chance with Sperms Sev

He prefers a proper man's scrotum

That Crown is prolly yer best bet

The trollop

Immo wrote:You've got no chance with Sperms Sev

He prefers a proper man's scrotum

See, knew this gag would catch on, it's a stormer.

Werent yu the one giving me grief when i said i loved nob gags? ffs, its only a kick in the arse away from being a nob gag.


maybe it was bewlay, he,s pretty puritanical.

True, I hate lavatorial humour sev. The joke here is a derivation of the "proper man's fanny" gag, which you probably missed while in vermin land.

But here's the Trish Goff editorial as an example of a "proper man's fanny" (hairy).

http://fcsas.blogspot.com/search/label/Trish%20Goff?zx=472948cd1ce251c0

fuck that hairy shit, landing strip or at the most a hitler moustache, i like to see what im eating.

crownliquor wrote:True, I hate lavatorial humour sev. The joke here is a derivation of the "proper man's fanny" gag, which you probably missed while in vermin land.

See the thing is, Crown. A joke's no good if you have to explain it

Yeah, but look at my audience.


No offence like sev.

"which you probably missed while in vermin land."

cunts!

Don't knock Verminland man

They gotta BOGOF deal on rare, filigree Siberian hamsters at the moment

I bought a mating pair

I've called one Toots

Haven't decided on a name for the female yet

How about "Maytals" ?

Just a thought...