"Oh Bewls"...

eyebrow licker???????

ffs ono, keep yer fantasies off the board or at least to pms.

onomatopoeia wrote:But still only one eyebrow, eh licker?

Fuck off piss pants.

crownliquor wrote:

onomatopoeia wrote:But still only one eyebrow, eh licker?

Fuck off piss pants.

Oooh. Tetchy

I say,

Monobrow huncyclist, Ono. On reflection he probably isn't a good sport and doesn't really take it on the chin. If he opened his mouth in the rain he'd probably drown.


OldBillyConnollyJokes CSC

Thats the exact reason why scott nisbett couldnt play in the rain.

then again, he was shite in the dry as well.

Should've worn a bunnet.


Boom Boom!

supermo wrote:On reflection he probably isn't a good sport and doesn't really take it on the chin.

You don't mean that do you uncle mo?

He's comin on really tonight isn't he?

Does this mean I'm your new favourite now?

crownliquor wrote:

supermo wrote:On reflection he probably isn't a good sport and doesn't really take it on the chin.

You don't mean that do you uncle mo?

"Fuck off piss pants" ??

Term of endearment.

Immo wrote:He's comin on really tonight isn't he?

Does this mean I'm your new favourite now?

Immo wrote:He's comin on really tonight isn't he?

Does this mean I'm your new favourite now?

Woooft ya fukker

He's not gone to bed yet

I'm gonna get it tight for that last post

Senile twat's stayed up counting his fingers. Thinks he's only got 4 'cause he forgets where he is after that.

Tsk Crown. You've already admitted you indulge in pathetic attempts to smear a fellow-poster (to whom you send lustful PMs frequently, you pervert) by repeating the same makey-uppy bullshit in the hope that doing so makes it "true". A very FF tactic in fact (viz. "Boruc about to be arrested / investigated / sacked / banned / we fukkin wish.......")

As for Immo, what can I say? Turncoat. Arse bandit. Pixie footed backstabber. Take yer pick

crownliquor wrote:Senile twat's stayed up counting his fingers. Thinks he's only got 4 'cause he forgets where he is after that.

Can't comment on that unfortunately, being practically innumerate

I've a job to count up to 21 without takin all my clothes off

It's one of the reasons I'm still carrying a sine die ban from the SQA for any kind of Maths exam at GCSE or above

Immo wrote: Can't comment on that unfortunately, being practically innumerate

I've a job to count up to 21 without takin all my clothes off

It's one of the reasons I'm still carrying a sine die ban from the SQA for any kind of Maths exam at GCSE or above

i always suspected Judas knew the square root of fuck all

supermo wrote:Tsk Crown. You've already admitted you indulge in pathetic attempts to smear a fellow-poster (to whom you send lustful PMs frequently, you pervert) by repeating the same makey-uppy bullshit in the hope that doing so makes it "true". A very FF tactic in fact (viz. "Boruc about to be arrested / investigated / sacked / banned / we fukkin wish.......")

As for Immo, what can I say? Turncoat. Arse bandit. Pixie footed backstabber. Take yer pick

Any examples of these lustful PMs I send you mate? Don't recall sending them, do they only come on drunken Wednesday nights? Do you think I'm mistaking you for TGB?

I'll say no more to save your blushes, Crown.

Perhaps the words "hand job" will act as a reminder....?

They're classy ones then.

Better'n the filth you send me I'm guessin.

Not that I'm bothered mind

Immo wrote:Better'n the filth you send me I'm guessin.

Not that I'm bothered mind

Haw Crown, I think it's your turn for the warm soapy shower with fickle ole Judas here.

I'll leave you lovebirds to it

Have the bhoys calmed down yet?Good to see they are writing us off in the league race. Plenty of twists and turns yet.

Twist and turns??? hmm, you know all about that dontcha hunny.

tim will win, hun will win, tim will win, hun will win.

are you sticking to your latest prediction or are you gonny change your mind again?