End Of Year Awards

Fucked if I know.........

Biggest cunt - mita
I'm lost after abusing mita

Ask him....................................

Ok, here we go:

Funniest poster - sev (soft fucker does it without realising though)
Best female poster - absolut
Best poster - immo (never wastes a word)
Best poster called mo - mo
Mental as fuck poster - bewls
Most popular ging-her poster - James
Best Anglian poster - pepe
Best doctor - ono
Best racist - Glad
Most missed - The Captain (not really, but bet he still reads)
Shortest poster - mo
Baldest poster - mo
You get the picture, mo wins all these derogatory categories.
My hero - mo

Appendix a:

Not a bad lad really - mita

best cyclist- licker (obviously i'm drunk )

What a pathetic and imaginatively-challenged thread from Licker. Sadly we've become used to it by now.

I'll have to come up with something better, which shouldn't be too fukkin difficult.

Anatomy Prize - Onomatopeia
Shortest Comeback of the Year - S. Plissken
Least Expected Comeback of the Year - Konterman, aka Bertie Bongo
MIA - GG the Bear
Alcoholic of the Year - Crown Licker
Recovering Alcoholic of the Year (4am decision) - Immogreen
Rangers Fan of the Year - Bewlay
Funniest Poster of the Year - Sevvy (narrowly pipping Bewlay)
MidLife Crisis of the Year (northern soul chapter) - Shaggy
Most insulted Poster of the Year - Mita
Happily Confused Poster of the Year - J McGrory
Earnest Half Wit of the Year - Peppy
Most inappropriate posters of the Year (joint award ) - JockBastards and Lucifer_Big_Cock
Most Valuable Insights per Post award - michaelfurey
Obscure Racist of the Year - Gladstone
Dotcom Millionaire of the Year (pre-credit crunch revaluation to 10p and a bag of crisps) - Supermo
Least posts of the Year - MarkyTully
Arsehole of the Year - Test (fukkin admin huncyclist wanker).

Happy New Year everyone. Even Peppy.

Recovering my (skinny) hairy arse

The very idea!!!

(2.57 decision)

You short-arsed cunt!

Immo wrote:Recovering my (skinny) hairy arse

The very idea!!!

(2.57 decision)

You short-arsed cunt!

I was going to make you Fat Cunt of the Year but I thought I'd be nice seeing as it was New Year.

Ironic post & Immo

supermo wrote:

Arsehole of the Year - Test (fukkin admin huncyclist wanker).

Crown says you're a fanny. He can fucking talk. Tights wearing shandy-boy is whinging about beer depression and self-loathing again. He wants to harden the fuck up.

Anyway, he says you're gullible enough to buy this new piece of shit from Jobs:

http://www.theonion.com/content/video/apple_introduces_revolutionary

Are you really bald?

Bone-dry irony?

Or the cheap laff with the haircut and sight impairment?

Both good....

But which is better

There's only one way to find out....

FIIIIGGGGGHHHHHHHTTT!!!

test wrote:

supermo wrote:

Arsehole of the Year - Test (fukkin admin huncyclist wanker).

Crown says you're a fanny. He can fucking talk. Tights wearing shandy-boy is whinging about beer depression and self-loathing again. He wants to harden the fuck up.

Anyway, he says you're gullible enough to buy this new piece of shit from Jobs:

http://www.theonion.com/content/video/apple_introduces_revolutionary

Are you really bald?

1. You're right about Crown
2. Nice try, but I get the Onion news on podcast already
3. Would you like me to be ?

Shouldn't be off on a hun board somewhere foaming at the mouth about Boydchenko?

hello??? best female poster??? why?? christ i've only managed 2 in a year??? and who says i don't have a humoungous willie???
explanation pls?

absolut wrote:hello??? best female poster??? why?? christ i've only managed 2 in a year??? and who says i don't have a humoungous willie???
explanation pls?

Hi-ya immo.

ah yes, now i remember why i stopped posting, thanks for reminding me

got really bored trying to convince that i wasn't immo

oh well, i'm away to prop up the bar, talk angling and scratch my bawz with the other cross-dressers

Christ, you're mardier than the mardy one, can we keep you?

And what's with the angling? Cycling is a real man's pastime.

Me = The seldom seen kid.

Thank fuck.

Wha thenk yah suh.

Nah, you're better than that cunt mita GB.

Praise indeed licker, praise indeed.

Hope everycunt oan here is well.

Ye never forget your first love.

Keep the faith (fnarr) guys.

You don't drop by often enough, GB.

Don't forget the half wits and comic singers here, we need your vote

Much to my shame mo.

Still the best folk i've had the pleasure to chinwag wi'.

Fuck me this is getting a smidgen schmaltzy.

Aah fuck Gov there's nothing wrong with a touch of schmaltz (so long as you don't tell Immo). Don't be a stranger, y'hear?

IShotAManInReno CSC

All hail the Govmeister

Was just thinkin about you last Sunday as i watched (with the widest of grins on the ole fizzog) the DVD Toots got for me.

Have you got that DVD with all the clips from JC's 70s TV show yet?

I'm guessin yes