**End Of Year Awards**

Best Poster - Immo
He’s been the only candidate this year and is as brilliant pissed as sober. It’s been an utter privilege to read his posts while eating breakfast of a morning. Immo, you’re a fucking genius.

Funniest Poster – Immo
Mo would probably have taken this crown from last year’s winner sev, if he hadn’t kept flouncing and having bad tempered episodes. Immo has been consistently funny this year, when not hiding under his bed.

Best Admin – Test
Lovely bloke, hates mo.

Best Ging-herr Poster – Absolut
Well she’s ging-herr in my mind, grrrrrr.

Best Female Poster – Absolut
Speech Abs, come on, just a few words, “hello crown” would make my day.

Hero Poster – Mo
A story for every occasion and a mine of knowledge. All imparted in a pleasant, succinct, understandable way. If only he’d stop being bad tempered most of the time and post more of his gems.

Best Gig Reviewer – Mo
The reason (sort of) I don’t go to gigs, can’t compete with his reviews. Most of the groups he sees are shit mind.

Best New Poster – Easyleonard
Self proclaimed expert at ripping the cunt out of people, mostly himself.

Angriest Poster – Pepe
Calm down peps, this isn’t really a football forum.

Best Random Poster – Glad
Who knows what’s going on under his mullet coiffure?

Politest Poster – James
You ignorant cunts could learn from him, “please” isn’t a sign of weakness you baldy cunt.

Biggest Cunt Of A Poster – Mita
Sterling work again this year from stenny’s least wanted. GG says fuck off by the way.

Criminal Keyboard Abuser – Sev
Swear he just hits the keys and hopes.

Biggest Backstabber – The Mardy One
Usurped me in mo’s affections.

Maddest Poster – Brother Bewls
This doesn't need explaining does it?

I'm choked what can I say, I'd like to thank crown for giving me the opportunity to post on this wonderful board, my manager, Immo for all those tracks he never sends, Gladstone for filling requests, Mo for keeping my feet on the ground etc

You know that 'Crownybhoy's Bribe- £20' direct-debit is consistently the best money I spend all year

Another clean sweep of 'the big two' next year, and the incriminating photographs of yourself, Fr. O' Malley and The Dagenham Girl Pipers are as good as yours CB.

PS

Thank fuck there isn't an award for least generous poster James

You've shamed me





























Expect sumthin around mid-June

Yet again we see the revisionist actions of the Crownist-Immoist tendency on this site, in re-writing history or rather obliterating the details of momentous achivements simply because they do not fit with the Crownist-Immoist-Googlist hegemony world view, er, namely the ousting of Immogreen not once but twice from his (stolen) throne as King of the Friday Night Quiz by the forces of righteousness on the first occasion ("Immo is 10 points behind") and by the joint coalition of the desperate, namely Supermo and the Camelon Nazi ("Immo in third place"). The throne was therefore rightfully returned to the forces of the people in a historic moment unequalled in, er, history. May the Crownist-Immoist tendency and their claque disappear into the mists of history and the bowels of hell during 2010.

My poster of the year is Onomatopoeia for her wit and the ease with which she has made Crown Licker her bitch, probably with the shortest sharpest put-downs of this board. Plus she wears very sexy hats.

A Happy New Year to one and all (where that one and all excludes that cunt easylenoard, obviously).

The posters are revolting.... excellent




CrownySmithers.... you know what to do...

Stick yer hounds up yer arse.......loser.

10 points behind. 10 points behind CSC.

Can't disagree with any of that! And I'd like to add.................

what's that shiny thing over there..........................

I'm ready to go out for the bells, now!



Have a guid yin!

Awrabest Gee!!

(Triffic sporranage BTW )

From top of the table, to crumbs from the table, have i really fallen so low?

It's all part of the Crownist-Immoist hegemony and Immo's ongoing huncyclist love-in Sev.

Pay no heed, we shall smash their stenny stranglehold in 2010!

The hegemony will continue, because immo gives me the attention you cruelly withdrew to bestow on that fucking male nurse.

I'd bought you a lovely present too:

http://dailymobile.se/2009/12/31/iphone-ipod-touch-bed-set/



Love as always, Immo's favourite.

its fukkin sevvy wrote:From top of the table, to crumbs from the table, have i really fallen so low?

Fuck me, sev must be banned from SF again.

Why is there no ballot on the end of year awards, Licker?

That might be more fun. We could post nominations. Or beg for votes. Some festive entertainment rather than the usual fascist it's-my-board declaration.

Just a suggestion, obviously.

PS That Gladstone's looking a bit pasty. Jaundice perhaps?

supermo wrote:Why is there no ballot on the end of year awards, Licker?

That might be more fun. We could post nominations. Or beg for votes. Some festive entertainment rather than the usual fascist it's-my-board declaration.

Just a suggestion, obviously.

It's only a device for me to abuse (fawn over immo's brilliance ) people mate. Do your own list if you want, it's fine.

OK

Cunt of the Year......Crown Liquor.

That's it.

It’s shocking how low I’ve fallen in your affections first team plans.

Stage two of regaining my place will begin this week and I will be trying to catch your eye (with a left a hook ) in training. If I’m not reinstated as your rightful captain after this period, I shall be forced to ask for a transfer to another board. I’ll then return to induce the board’s top poster (immo, winner two years in a row ya cunt ) to join me with promises of more music downloads than he can shake a stick at.

Love you lots, crown.

Bizarre behaviour. Are you coming up for your 40th soon, Licker? Experiencing a small mid-life "crisis" perhaps?

What was stage 1?

supermo wrote:OK

Cunt of the Year......Crown Liquor.

That's it.

FFS! The only thing I've won all year and you want to give it away to the Huncyclist!

You could have asked first, but I agree that licker is a complete cunt!

Sorry, mits. I'll try and think of something in "mitagation". Geddit??

Somebody explain that one to Bewlay later....

onomatopoeia wrote:What was stage 1?

A failure.

mita wrote:

supermo wrote:OK

Cunt of the Year......Crown Liquor.

That's it.

FFS! The only thing I've won all year and you want to give it away to the Huncyclist!

You could have asked first, but I agree that licker is a complete cunt!

Thought we were friends now mate?