Shaggs, this Jock Bastards malarkey...

When you gonna own up to this one? FFS you've just come back to the board and suddenly you have two monikers?

Jock and the Lucifer fella sound like refugees from the 80s.

A bit like BBC Scotland on Hogmanay......utter shite


(OK the pig smiley's irrelevant but I've wanted to use it for a while and that horrible London bird hasn't been on here for years).

yeah I reckoned JB was you

That is as good as a confession M'Lud


As for Lucifer no idea and who is the horrible London bird

Whatever happened to Paul

Like Chance the Gardener, Paul DG1 "likes to watch".

Just remembered that bird's name - casseopia?

As for "confessions" that's the sort of "robust" statement I'd expect from an ambulance chaser scratching for legal aid.

Confess, Mister Bastards, confess!

Nope not me

Cass she txts me now and again

Says she's rather shag you though

shaggy wrote:Says she's rather shag you though

Translation: "Shaggy asks woman for a shag. Woman replies, I'd rather shag anyone but you..."

Denoument: Shaggy spend rest of evening trying to locate the buttonhole of an old fur coat. Again.

supermo wrote:Shaggy spend rest of evening trying to locate the buttonhole of an old fur coat. Again.

An enduring image that one

does she still run that site?

sevvy wrote:does she still run that site?

what site? Lonely hearts club?