Do you really think its true
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Do you really think its true
by sevvy Mon May 19, 2008 4:47 am
That there are more questions than answers?
And there is only 6 degrees of separation?
ffs theres two questions for a start.
And there is only 6 degrees of separation?
ffs theres two questions for a start.
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Re: Do you really think its true
by Immo Mon May 19, 2008 8:59 am
"Thank you Mr Bonkers - a very interesting query which I'm going to pass onto Professor Arthur Sixpence, the esteemed chairperson of our panel... Professor Sixpence?"
"Yais... the caller is obviously a howling loon of the first water re & viz his Johnny Nash stylee enquiry innit. A simple perusal of any quiz book would show even the least gifted of arithmeticians that the answers section takes up a fraction of the space devoted to interrogatory statements.
As to the second query I have no idea as to the caller's level of education nor his extra-marital shenanigans.
However.
Rigorous scientific experimentation on the brain, hairpiece and microscopic genitalia of the singer/songwriter Paul Simon has come up with the theory that up to 50 separate ways of extricating oneself from an unsatisfactory relationship may exist. Supplementary research also seems to indicate that the posession of microscopic genitalia is no drawback to those seeking a career in the entertainment industries."
"Thank you Professor Sixpence - and that brings to a close tonight's edition of Any Questions. Coming up next on Radio 4, the member for Hampton Wick East, Barbara Seville continues a series where she discusses her favourite organ pieces. This week - the bell-end"
"Yais... the caller is obviously a howling loon of the first water re & viz his Johnny Nash stylee enquiry innit. A simple perusal of any quiz book would show even the least gifted of arithmeticians that the answers section takes up a fraction of the space devoted to interrogatory statements.
As to the second query I have no idea as to the caller's level of education nor his extra-marital shenanigans.
However.
Rigorous scientific experimentation on the brain, hairpiece and microscopic genitalia of the singer/songwriter Paul Simon has come up with the theory that up to 50 separate ways of extricating oneself from an unsatisfactory relationship may exist. Supplementary research also seems to indicate that the posession of microscopic genitalia is no drawback to those seeking a career in the entertainment industries."
"Thank you Professor Sixpence - and that brings to a close tonight's edition of Any Questions. Coming up next on Radio 4, the member for Hampton Wick East, Barbara Seville continues a series where she discusses her favourite organ pieces. This week - the bell-end"
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