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Its True What They Say About Crown!

Post by JimmyMcGrory on Mon Sep 27, 2010 9:54 pm

He is a cunt, talking me into buying those stupid fuckin pedals Fight

Eventually managed to fit them after having going to Halfords to buy a 15mm spanner. They don't tell you that both pedals are loosened towards the back wheel, its like the Krypton factor trying to get them off Mad Mad Easy enough when you have the proper tool though, my free bike spanners will never turn another nut .... ever

Anyway, the new shoes are on and I'm off like Bambi on ice. Those carbon soles stick to nothing but eventually they're clicked in and I'm up and down the road practising the release. The left shoes a bit sticky, thought it was my dodgy hip but I couldn't have tightened it enough. I decided I had it cracked so headed back to the house, "I'll release the right one and stop at the kerb" I thought, should be safe enough. Just about there and released the right, stopping .... stoping when the fuckin thing clicked back into the pedal affraid affraid

The panic had me now, I've fuckin had I was thinking when by a miracle I got my right foot out again. Just a pity I was already falling left and ended up lying on the road with my bike on top of me Embarassed Embarassed Thankfully there was no one about, so might have got away with it cheers

Did I say I'm going back to the golf, its much safer and you can get pished afterwards Cool

Cyclings for daft cunts

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Post by JimmyMcGrory on Mon Sep 27, 2010 10:04 pm

Here's the pics of my jallopy with the new pedals, if they wern't all scratched to fuck they'd be going back to the shop Very Happy





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Post by supermo on Tue Sep 28, 2010 3:38 am

I think the cunt's on commission from Halfords, Jimmy. Probably gets 25p for you buying that spanner mate.

Just beware when the conversation starts to drift towards you needing "lube oil" and a "personal consultation" mate. Probably has a "tour" to Inverness in the pipeline and fancies catching you up the Rangers end.

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Post by crownliquor on Tue Sep 28, 2010 5:33 am

Everyone falls off at some point while trying to unclip, mostly at traffic lights.

You'll get used to them James, they improve your cycling no end.

Ignore mo, the only one on here I'm trying to groom is Absolut. Very Happy

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Post by JimmyMcGrory on Tue Sep 28, 2010 5:51 pm

You've got me worried Mo, I haven't been stalked since someone told me KAD was getting a little too personal affraid


Off to work soon on that bike, once I've secured a couple of Elbow tickets. If I fall off again there's gonna be trouble Fight

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Post by supermo on Wed Sep 29, 2010 7:15 am

Very Happy KAD! now there's a blast from the past!

KAD was sad, and no mistake. Wasn't one of his best friends a "Kafflik"?!

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Post by JimmyMcGrory on Wed Sep 29, 2010 7:20 am

He was until the Fenian bassa spewed all over KAD's new rug. Things were never the same after that Laughing

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Post by supermo on Fri Oct 08, 2010 8:30 pm

When I was a kid I was in a house in Springburn where they had an embroidered rug (orange background, blue foreground) with a depiction of gay king Billy on his white horse. Well he was doing something with the horse anyways...

In case no-one got the message there was a postcard of Her Majesty herself sellotaped in one corner of it.

I hope it was a rug like that which KAD's token Feenyan puked on Very Happy

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Post by JimmyMcGrory on Fri Oct 08, 2010 11:43 pm

Classy Very Happy

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Post by supermo on Sat Oct 09, 2010 2:24 am

JimmyMcGrory wrote:Classy Very Happy

There's no denying Bewlay's ma kept a tidy house Very Happy

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