I'd Like To Take This Chance To Wish You All A Merry Christmas!

But since its only Christmas Eve you can go and get fucked

HAPPY HANNUKAH YA TIMMY BASTURT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Gezuntheit!!

A very Merry Christmas to all our readers!!!



But who's who...

I mean... Toots is Toots (she's standing to the left of Supermo )

I'm standing to the immediate right of Supermo obviously. Bewlay directly in front of me...

But who are the rest

That's got to be Crown right in the middle ........ in his gay huncyclist gear!

And that's me in green (obv) on the front left as you look at the pic.

Joyeux Noel, tout le monde!

Seen the big days nearly upon us ......... fuck the Huns

Seriously though, hope you all have a great days and that you get vodka what you wished for.

Anyway, I've got sprouts to peel

Yep ,Merry Xmas to all.I have always wanted to be one of the gang anyway. Here is a wee quiz to show my appreciation at not being blackballed.



In the song the 12 Days of Christmas what did my true love give me on the 9th day.
2 What is the destination of the Polar Express.
3 In which of the Chronicles of Narnia does Father Christmas appear.
4 A traditional drink in England was hot ale with roast apple what was it called.
5 Myrtle, sand, & swamp are all types of which seasonal plant.
6 What is the more usual name for hard sauce served on Christmas day.
7 What type of Christmas food is a Buche de Noel.
8 Bon-bons are the original name of which Christmas tradtion.
9 According to tradition which Christmas food should always be eaten in silence.
10 On which day of Christmas is Epiphany.
11 What were the 1st artificial Christmas trees made from.
12 Who wrote Hark the Herald Angels Sing.
13 A traditional Christmas decoration in Sweden is the Julbukk what is it.
14 Which sombre Christmas poem was written by George R Sims.
15 Which UK Christmas tradition began in 1932.
16 Were the 3 Wise Men kings from the Orient or Israel.
17 Did the Little Drummer Boy come to the manger before or after the shepherds.
18 In the 12 Days of Christmas how many birds are given in total.
19 How many Reindeer has Santa.
20 In It's a Wonderful Life whish part of George's house is always broken.
21 Which mode of transport did Mary use for her trip to Bethleham.
22 In the Bible how many times does Joseph speak.
23 When a Child Is Born the 1978 Johnny Mathis hit was originally a hit for which choir.
24 Who wrote A Winters Tale for David Essex.
25 What Christmas Means to Me was a 1967 hit for which Motown star.
26 It's Gonna Be a Cold Cold Christmas for which Irish singer.
27 Which Christmas hit was also the 1st UK No 1 of the 70s.
28 Name Elvis' 1st Christmas chart topper in 1960.
29 Who had a Christmas hit in 1963 with All I Want For Christmas is a Beatle.
30 Who had a Christmas hit in 1961 with Give Us a Kiss For Christmas.
31 Who had a Christmas hit in 1959 with Jingle Bell Rock.
32 Who came travelling in Chris de Burgh's Christmas hit.
33 What was Marley's 1st name.
34 What is the name of Scrooge's nephew.
35 Scrooge, & whom were apprentices for Fezziwig.
36 What was the name of Scrooge's sister.
37 When he was young Scrooge was in love with who.
38 Which Cratchit for a joke hid from her father.
39 Who were the children that the Ghost of Christmas Present showed to Scrooge.
40 The Charwoman, the Laundress, & the Undertakers assistant sold what they took from Scrooge to who.
41 After being visited by the ghosts what did Scrooge send to the Cratchit family.
42 Who observed 'God bless us everyone'.
43 Did the angel Gabriel appear to Mary or Joseph 1st.
44 What was the job of Jesus' father.
45 In the song A Christmas Alphabet C is for what.
46 Parts of which carol are sung in Cliff Richard's Mistletoe, & Wine.
47 In the complete chorus of Jingle Bells how many times do you sing Jingle.
48 Which country issued the 1st Christmas postage stamp in 1898.
49 Wgat does Alvin want for Christmas.
50 What is the German title for O Christmas Tree.
51 Which film introduced Silver Bells & starred Bob Hope.
52 What is Merry Christmas in the following languages, French, German, Italian, & Welsh.
53 What was the last Christmas No 1 of the 70s.
54 On Christmas day 1967 Paul McCartney announced his engagement to who.
55 Which king of England wa crowned on Christmas day.
56 How can you tell a Christmas card is from a Leper.
57 Who was the Emperor of Rome at the time of the original Christmas.
58 How many gold rings did my true love give me in total.
59 In which country did the real St Nicholas live.
60 When are the 12 days of Christmas.
61 In which century was Christmas 1st celebrated.
62 Jesus was probably born during which season.
63 Why was December 25 chosen as Christmas day.
64 Who is credited with being the 1st man to illuminate a Christmas tree.
65 What is the English translation of Santa's reindeer, Donner, & Blitzen.
66 Which singer has the distinction of having the 1st ever Christmas No 1 in 1952, & what was it.
67 How many horses pull the sleigh in Jingle Bells.
68 Which of the wise Men carried Myrrh.
69 In Pantomime who is Marcella.
70 In the film Babe what Christmas song does Babe sing.
71 In the song Winter Wonderlamd exactly how will you frolic, & play.
72 In Rockin Around the Christmas Tree where did they rock around the tree.
73 According to Adam Faith what was in a Christmas shop in 1960.
74 Which band sang Please Come for Christmas in 1994.
75 Which Russian composer wrote the Snow Maiden.
76 Morten Frost won the All England championship in which sport 4 times.
77 Where does snow have to fall for there to be an official white Chriatmas.
78 Who had a hit with Ice Baby.
79 What American footballer was nicknamed the Fridge.
80 Which carol includes the line 'when the snow lay round about deep, & crisp, & even'.
81 What is the name given to a moving sheet of ice, & snow.
82 In what year was Snow White, & the Seven Dwatfs released.
83 In the 1980s which British couple dominated the world of ice dancing.
84 By what name is the Central Asian Snow Leopard known.
85 Where was I when I saw mummy kissing Santa Claus.
86 What is the next line 'Christmas is coming, & the Goose is getting fat'.
87 which carol contains the line ',Bring me flesh, & bring me wine, bring me pine logs hither '.
88 What is the most common item found in a Christmas cracker.
89 In Panto what is the name of Prince Charming's friend.
90 Anagrams of people born on Christmas day.
a A reaction wins.
b Rambo hyper thug.
c Try knee event.
d In lean n oxen.
e Damn vocal error.
91 According to the Holy Days, & Fasting Days Act of 1551 how should you get to church on Christmas day.
92 Which of Santa's reindeer shares its name with a mythological god.
93 Which UK chart topping singer was born on Christmas day 1971.
94 What present did Harry Potter get in his 1st Christmas at Hogwarts.
95 Who wrote The Father Christmas Letters.
96 What was the Spice Girls 1st UK No1 Christmas hit.
97 What was the 2005 Christmas No 1.
98 Which Christmas carol demands figgy duff.
99 Who 1st recorded Here Comes Santa Claus.
100 In Blackadders Christmas Carol who played the Spirit of Christmas

fuck me bewls, not easy, at all at all.


In the song the 12 Days of Christmas what did my true love give me on the 9th day.
2 What is the destination of the Polar Express.............................................................NORTH POLE?
3 In which of the Chronicles of Narnia does Father Christmas appear.
4 A traditional drink in England was hot ale with roast apple what was it called.
5 Myrtle, sand, & swamp are all types of which seasonal plant.
6 What is the more usual name for hard sauce served on Christmas day.
7 What type of Christmas food is a Buche de Noel.
8 Bon-bons are the original name of which Christmas tradtion.
9 According to tradition which Christmas food should always be eaten in silence.
10 On which day of Christmas is Epiphany.
11 What were the 1st artificial Christmas trees made from.
12 Who wrote Hark the Herald Angels Sing.
13 A traditional Christmas decoration in Sweden is the Julbukk what is it.
14 Which sombre Christmas poem was written by George R Sims.
15 Which UK Christmas tradition began in 1932.
16 Were the 3 Wise Men kings from the Orient or Israel.................................................THE ORIENT
17 Did the Little Drummer Boy come to the manger before or after the shepherds.
18 In the 12 Days of Christmas how many birds are given in total.
19 How many Reindeer has Santa............................................................................... EIGHT
20 In It's a Wonderful Life whish part of George's house is always broken...........................THE BANNISTER BALL
21 Which mode of transport did Mary use for her trip to Bethleham.....................................ASS
22 In the Bible how many times does Joseph speak.
23 When a Child Is Born the 1978 Johnny Mathis hit was originally a hit for which choir..HARRY BELAFONTE
24 Who wrote A Winters Tale for David Essex.
25 What Christmas Means to Me was a 1967 hit for which Motown star.
26 It's Gonna Be a Cold Cold Christmas for which Irish singer..............................DANE(THE TAIG BITCH)
27 Which Christmas hit was also the 1st UK No 1 of the 70s................................2 LITTLE BOYS?
28 Name Elvis' 1st Christmas chart topper in 1960.
29 Who had a Christmas hit in 1963 with All I Want For Christmas is a Beatle.
30 Who had a Christmas hit in 1961 with Give Us a Kiss For Christmas.
31 Who had a Christmas hit in 1959 with Jingle Bell Rock.
32 Who came travelling in Chris de Burgh's Christmas hit...................................... AN ALIEN?
33 What was Marley's 1st name.......................................................................JACOB?
34 What is the name of Scrooge's nephew.
35 Scrooge, & whom were apprentices for Fezziwig.
36 What was the name of Scrooge's sister.
37 When he was young Scrooge was in love with who.
38 Which Cratchit for a joke hid from her father.
39 Who were the children that the Ghost of Christmas Present showed to Scrooge.
40 The Charwoman, the Laundress, & the Undertakers assistant sold what they took from Scrooge to who.
41 After being visited by the ghosts what did Scrooge send to the Cratchit family.
42 Who observed 'God bless us everyone'......GEORGE BAILLEY?.
43 Did the angel Gabriel appear to Mary or Joseph 1st.
44 What was the job of Jesus' father.........................................................CHIPPIE
45 In the song A Christmas Alphabet C is for what.
46 Parts of which carol are sung in Cliff Richard's Mistletoe, & Wine.
47 In the complete chorus of Jingle Bells how many times do you sing Jingle.....................SIX FINGERS

48 Which country issued the 1st Christmas postage stamp in 1898.
49 Wgat does Alvin want for Christmas.
50 What is the German title for O Christmas Tree.
51 Which film introduced Silver Bells & starred Bob Hope.
52 What is Merry Christmas in the following languages, French, German, Italian, & Welsh.
53 What was the last Christmas No 1 of the 70s.
54 On Christmas day 1967 Paul McCartney announced his engagement to who.
55 Which king of England wa crowned on Christmas day.
56 How can you tell a Christmas card is from a Leper.......HIS TONGUES STILL STUCK TO IT WHERE HE TRIED TO LICK THE ENVELOPE?
57 Who was the Emperor of Rome at the time of the original Christmas.
58 How many gold rings did my true love give me in total.60
59 In which country did the real St Nicholas live.GERMANIA?
60 When are the 12 days of Christmas.
61 In which century was Christmas 1st celebrated.
62 Jesus was probably born during which season.
63 Why was December 25 chosen as Christmas day.
64 Who is credited with being the 1st man to illuminate a Christmas tree.
65 What is the English translation of Santa's reindeer, Donner, & Blitzen. THUNDER AND LIGHTENING(AH, COMMANDO COMICS)
66 Which singer has the distinction of having the 1st ever Christmas No 1 in 1952, & what was it.
67 How many horses pull the sleigh in Jingle Bells.
68 Which of the wise Men carried Myrrh.
69 In Pantomime who is Marcella.
70 In the film Babe what Christmas song does Babe sing.
71 In the song Winter Wonderlamd exactly how will you frolic, & play.
72 In Rockin Around the Christmas Tree where did they rock around the tree.
73 According to Adam Faith what was in a Christmas shop in 1960.
74 Which band sang Please Come for Christmas in 1994.
75 Which Russian composer wrote the Snow Maiden.
76 Morten Frost won the All England championship in which sport 4 times.
77 Where does snow have to fall for there to be an official white Chriatmas.THE ROOF OF THE LONDON WEATHER CENTRE?
78 Who had a hit with Ice Baby.
79 What American footballer was nicknamed the Fridge.
80 Which carol includes the line 'when the snow lay round about deep, & crisp, & even'.GOOD KING WENCESLAS?
81 What is the name given to a moving sheet of ice, & snow.GLACIER?
82 In what year was Snow White, & the Seven Dwatfs released.1939?
83 In the 1980s which British couple dominated the world of ice dancing.TORVILLE AND DEAN?
84 By what name is the Central Asian Snow Leopard known.
85 Where was I when I saw mummy kissing Santa Claus.
86 What is the next line 'Christmas is coming, & the Goose is getting fat'.
87 which carol contains the line ',Bring me flesh, & bring me wine, bring me pine logs hither '.
88 What is the most common item found in a Christmas cracker.
89 In Panto what is the name of Prince Charming's friend.
90 Anagrams of people born on Christmas day.
a A reaction wins.
b Rambo hyper thug.
c Try knee event.
d In lean n oxen.
e Damn vocal error.
91 According to the Holy Days, & Fasting Days Act of 1551 how should you get to church on Christmas day.
92 Which of Santa's reindeer shares its name with a mythological god.THOR
93 Which UK chart topping singer was born on Christmas day 1971.
94 What present did Harry Potter get in his 1st Christmas at Hogwarts.AN OWL?
95 Who wrote The Father Christmas Letters.
96 What was the Spice Girls 1st UK No1 Christmas hit.
97 What was the 2005 Christmas No 1.
98 Which Christmas carol demands figgy duff.
99 Who 1st recorded Here Comes Santa Claus.
100 In Blackadders Christmas Carol who played the Spirit of Christmas. ROBBIE COLTRAINE?

I got 93 of them right but I can't be arsed posting the answers.

supermo wrote:I got 93 of them right but I can't be arsed posting the answers.

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Too many words, happy christmas lovelies

Merry Christmas everybody