End of year poster awards

Some things I like:

CR1
Vodka
Real ale
Ging-herr hair
Aurelie Claudel
Inner tubes
Marmite
Gig tickets
Marks and Spencers black socks

Any of these will enhance your chance of the coveted "Poster of the Year" award. My address will be supplied on pictures of bribes against your user name and a current newspaper.


NB: Don't waste your money mita, you've won biggest cunt as usual.

Useless cunt of the Year: Crown Licker!

Don't worry Crown, the CR1 and the near-maked shots of Aurelie are on their way. gig tickets would be wasted on you though

Way-hey!!

Dad's back from the pub!!!

You've fuckin had it now Crownybhoy

Wait till I tell him what you've bin sayin about him

You should see his PMs, Immo.

I was away for a couple of days there. Perfect time to have loaded a few recorded radio shows on the iPod. 'cept some CUNT couldn't upload them properly in the first place!!

He's a fuckin omni-mong man

I've always said it

He's lucky we let him admin this board really.

Little does he know we get a grant from the government for it though

CareInTheCommunity CSC

I must admit I've made less posts than last year when I was establishing myself as a Premier poster and all round good geezer.

However this year I have concentrated on quality and sucking up to Old Firm Fuckwits.

Therefore I win

Don't rile him Mo, crown will have us on the move again

pepe wrote:I must admit I've made less posts than last year when I was establishing myself as a Premier poster and all round good geezer.

However this year I have concentrated on quality and sucking up to Old Firm Fuckwits.

Therefore I win

There's no doubt your quality has improved.

But hey you could take a shower from time to time

Who are you replying to, you stupid cunt?

New links up mate.

Corrected.

crownliquor wrote:

Aye he should have fronted it, Mo's in your back pocket now

crownliquor wrote:

Only in your dreams.

Btw thanks for tipping me off about those obsessive You Tube postings. My new solicitors, Liebnitz Oreo & Co, found it most illuminating.

JimmyMcGrory wrote:

crownliquor wrote:

Aye he should have fronted it, Mo's in your back pocket now

Et tu, Jimmy?

Thank god mita watches my back, I tell ya.

Sorry Mo, I'm all over the place after that pish today

supermo wrote:

JimmyMcGrory wrote:

crownliquor wrote:

Aye he should have fronted it, Mo's in your back pocket now

Et tu, Jimmy?

Thank god mita watches my back, I tell ya.

I'll take both of you fairies on, you know the venue. Immo can hold my cycle clips.

JimmyMcGrory wrote:Sorry Mo, I'm all over the place after that pish today

It's happening too often Jimmy. As soon as we scored I thought United would come back and win. It's becoming so predictable

crownliquor wrote:I'll take both of you fairies on, you know the venue. Immo can hold my cycle clips.

Style tip - is funnier than and would have earned another two 's

Good tho

Point of order. Crown, you do know that the area around the Crystal Palace is full of hookers and rent boys ?

Someone has to tell you and it might as well be me

All adds to life's rich tapestry mate.

crownliquor wrote:All adds to life's rich tapestry mate.

I'll remind you of that when I get over there to thump you and find your gargling some guy's come round the side of the Classic Grand.

Tart

CLASSIC GRAND, IS THAT NO WHERE THE OULD PERVS WENT TO THE "FILM CLUB" TO WATCH THE WANKFILMS?................................JIMMY?

Fuck you on about sev, I'm a middle aged perv

its fukkin sevvy wrote:CLASSIC GRAND, IS THAT NO WHERE THE OULD PERVS WENT TO THE "FILM CLUB" TO WATCH THE WANKFILMS?................................JIMMY?

It's a grungy music club and occasional venue these days, Sev.

http://www.classicgrand.com/index.php?pageid=listing

People under about 23 tend to look shocked when you tell them what it used to be