Last Post: "Immo...Today at 4.03am"

There's something reassuring about that kind of message some days.

Stupid, deluded, flabbergasted, insomniac dipso cunt that he is

Why thank you

Please say you're not at work today immo?

"you're not at work today Immo"

Any other requests?

EDIT

Course I'm at work you fukkin tool

An insatiable appetite for grape & grain doesn't come cheap y'know.

Immo's version of a "working day".....

Arise at 11.30am, wander drunkenly to jumped up night school place of learning to meet hoodies "students"
12 noon Start lecture by telling them to turn to Page 23 in their text books, stop throwing things at each other and pay attention
12.05 Conclude address to class amid mass throwing of objects

Rest of day:
12.10 Leave "for 5 minutes" and disappear to staff room to Google new toons
1230 Lunch
1300 Self-managed study period
1600 Stagger home via off sales and supermarket to buy some poncy ingredients for next Stennymad "What I'm cooking tonight" posting
1700 Drink till dawn. Post YouTube links on Stennymad.

All of it incorrect.

Apart from your entry at 1700



Cheerio then!

supermo wrote:Immo's version of a "working day".....

Arise at 11.30am, wander drunkenly to jumped up night school place of learning to meet hoodies "students"
12 noon Start lecture by telling them to turn to Page 23 in their text books, stop throwing things at each other and pay attention
12.05 Conclude address to class amid mass throwing of objects

Rest of day:
12.10 Leave "for 5 minutes" and disappear to staff room to Google new toons
1230 Lunch
1300 Self-managed study period
1600 Stagger home via off sales and supermarket to buy some poncy ingredients for next Stennymad "What I'm cooking tonight" posting
1700 Drink till dawn. Post YouTube links on Stennymad.

It's more productive than you spending all day masturbating like a safari park monkey over the waitress in the coffee shop.

crownliquor wrote:

It's more productive than you spending all day masturbating like a safari park monkey over the waitress in the coffee shop.

Oh don't say that.... She's ...."special"

Good to the the education systems in safe hands

JimmyMcGrory wrote:Good to the the education systems in safe hands

Didn't work with you did it ya fucking mong.

crownliquor wrote:

JimmyMcGrory wrote:Good to the the education systems in safe hands

Didn't work with you did it ya fucking mong.

I've got a ffff fucking stutter

What you on tonight James?

Thin ice if he questions my teaching prowess again

crownliquor wrote:What you on tonight James?

Why do you ask crown? It's a French Grenache Syrah, managed to get 12 bottles of that and 24 bottles of white for £69 from M&S. Not forgetting my £3 quidco

Thankfully I don't drink white because it's that Gers pish but good enough for Mrs M. It's all really thanks to her staff discount along with an extra 15% off

Fucking hell, that's good value. I'm buying 6 bottles of some vermin red for £17 at the moment, may have a look what it is later.

crownliquor wrote:Fucking hell, that's good value. I'm buying 6 bottles of some vermin red for £17 at the moment, may have a look what it is later.

Oooh £3 a bottle, feckin big spender

I noticed on Hotdeals that Wolf Blass is £4 a bottle in Morrisons just now

Yeah, my mate was on about what good value Wolf Blass is at that price. Wasted on me, I'll drink piss if it's alcoholic.






NB: If mo's reading this, I very rarely drink dad.

It's not quality it's ABV that counts

It's this stuff James, think it's The Stadium Bar's house red.

http://www.lovethatwine.co.uk/wine/Barramundi-Ruby-Cabernet_1236.html

My stuff seems to have been replaced by some dodgy Spanish red, I'll get that next time

Immo wrote:Thin ice if he questions my teaching prowess again

[Arrives late for "class", which consists of 10 fuckwits in hoodies, two of them pregnant and another five wearing secure ankle bracelets]

"Right everybody, get your crayons out. I want you to turn to chapter 2 of your books, the one entitled 'The role of meedja in post-industrial society'. Has anyway coloured in their Chomsky posters yet?"

"Naw, but Ah shagged yer maw, sir," cackle cackle.

"Enough of that, get to work....." Urchins resort to abusing each other with rulers as deep alcohol induced snoring emanates from "teacher's" desk..."

The End.

Are you one of immo's students?

Naw, man, it's pure taken from their Bebo pages about "life at skule".

3/10

Must try harder.

Don't worry, I will