Where's that dipso cunt?
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supermo
crownliquor
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Re: Where's that dipso cunt?
Or maybe Sally herself was the turn at the wedding....
Sev will be checking that for camel toe now....
Sev will be checking that for camel toe now....
supermo- Number of posts : 3941
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Better even than Chico's ex
Hard to believe I know
Two ex-members of two separate Glasgow bands
(Both male if that helps ya )
Wuddahthechanzeezofthatappenin?
One's fairly easy - other one's nearly impossible.
Hard to believe I know
Two ex-members of two separate Glasgow bands
(Both male if that helps ya )
Wuddahthechanzeezofthatappenin?
One's fairly easy - other one's nearly impossible.
Immo- Number of posts : 5228
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Got a pic of the band
Unfortunately, it was when I couldn't work the camera
(Should I shorten that to W.I.C.W.T.C ? Save a lot of time later )
Unfortunately, it was when I couldn't work the camera
(Should I shorten that to W.I.C.W.T.C ? Save a lot of time later )
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W.I.C.W.T.C
Immo- Number of posts : 5228
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Of course Toots got a hold of the camera eventually and started gettin all fancy and arty and non-mong-like in the operation of a digital camera.
Sadly... by that time - it was too late for a dispirited Gaz out of Supergrass
Sadly... by that time - it was too late for a dispirited Gaz out of Supergrass
Immo- Number of posts : 5228
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Your correspondent soldiered gamely on however
Dunno how Toots got that 'clear in front but fuzzy red in the background' effect.
Dunno how Toots got that 'clear in front but fuzzy red in the background' effect.
Immo- Number of posts : 5228
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Real men drink lager.................................................
........................in a Whetherspoons.
........................in a Whetherspoons.
crownliquor- Number of posts : 3750
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Actually, this is my favourite pub in town at the moment. Word on the street is that as it's a brewery "museum" it has some sort of charity status so is exempt from business rates and so can afford to sell cheap beer.
This is the third floor, with views across the street to another pub with a gorgeous barmaid, mint.
I was informed the other day that the local coke dealer is running a bar in town, obviously I won't be going in there at the soonest opportunity.
This is the third floor, with views across the street to another pub with a gorgeous barmaid, mint.
I was informed the other day that the local coke dealer is running a bar in town, obviously I won't be going in there at the soonest opportunity.
crownliquor- Number of posts : 3750
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It looks a bit gay pink and quiet for my tastes crown
JimmyMcGrory- Number of posts : 2519
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Will put you in the closet with mo then ya homophobe.
crownliquor- Number of posts : 3750
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crownliquor wrote:Will put you in the closet with mo then ya homophobe.
Does that mean I'd need to then come out of the closet?
JimmyMcGrory- Number of posts : 2519
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Don't puzzle over it too much, Jimmy. The bottom line is the hun pederast just wants to whack off while imagining you in a closet with him and a broom handle.
supermo- Number of posts : 3941
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supermo wrote:Don't puzzle over it too much, Jimmy. The bottom line is the hun pederast just wants to whack off while imagining you in a closet with him and a broom handle.
and that's more than enough to close my mind down
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crownliquor wrote:
I was informed the other day that the local coke dealer is running a bar in town, obviously I won't be going in there at the soonest opportunity.
Found the coke bar last night, it's quite a nice seedy space. Some ne'er-do-wells in there, me being one of them.
crownliquor- Number of posts : 3750
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Immo wrote:Better even than Chico's ex
Hard to believe I know
Two ex-members of two separate Glasgow bands
(Both male if that helps ya )
Wuddahthechanzeezofthatappenin?
One's fairly easy - other one's nearly impossible.
Seein as how none of you guessed
The bearded gent is the Sainted Ken McCluskey of the Immaculate Timalloyness (and the Bluebells )
The grumpy gent with the white hair teaches in our college and is the ex-keyboard player from Del Amitri!!
Me and Ken wuhrrr like that (holds up two fingers entwined)
And if any of you other readers suffer from Twisted Finger Syndrome....
Immo- Number of posts : 5228
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I was going to say McCluskey but didn't have a scoobie about the other cunt.
The Bluebells were my second concert, surprised I went back after seeing Tina Turner
The Bluebells were my second concert, surprised I went back after seeing Tina Turner
JimmyMcGrory- Number of posts : 2519
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My first was Slade at Cally Park aged 10 - dead fuckin jammy
My groovy (back then ) auntie and uncle took me.
Got sent this by m'colleague from whose wedding the photies originate...
Definitely pre-Bluebells
If 'Eggy Beard' isn't the most inspired title for a song y'ever heard in yer life I'll eat my own socks whilst wearing a Huns top
My groovy (back then ) auntie and uncle took me.
Got sent this by m'colleague from whose wedding the photies originate...
Definitely pre-Bluebells
If 'Eggy Beard' isn't the most inspired title for a song y'ever heard in yer life I'll eat my own socks whilst wearing a Huns top
Immo- Number of posts : 5228
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And just to complete the set as it were...
Immo- Number of posts : 5228
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Immo wrote:And just to complete the set as it were...
Aeroooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooplane mimicking running around tuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuune!
crownliquor- Number of posts : 3750
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At my alma mater (Woodlands High) there was guy who spent his entire 'playtime' break running randomly and at top-speed round the playground.
Making 'motorbike' noises with his mouth.
Hold ing a ring-binder folder in front of him.
He held it in the landscape configuration - and it had a crudely-drawn 'speedometer' and 'rev counter' drawn on.
In biro
Ohhhh baby
Immo- Number of posts : 5228
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To make up for the blatant Pet Sounds violation on the music thread...
Crownybhoy's musical catnip...
Songs that have been ripped off of other songs....
Howzabout that last and this next???
In the verse (obviously )
Too obvious??
Crownybhoy's musical catnip...
Songs that have been ripped off of other songs....
Howzabout that last and this next???
In the verse (obviously )
Too obvious??
Immo- Number of posts : 5228
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Immo wrote:
At my alma mater (Woodlands High) there was guy who spent his entire 'playtime' break running randomly and at top-speed round the playground.
Making 'motorbike' noises with his mouth.
Hold ing a ring-binder folder in front of him.
He held it in the landscape configuration - and it had a crudely-drawn 'speedometer' and 'rev counter' drawn on.
In biro
Ohhhh baby
Now to me, that boy's a star, ploughing his own furrow. Unless of course he was a retard.
NB: Mo thinks "ploughing your own furrow" is a posh wank, schemie fuckwit.
crownliquor- Number of posts : 3750
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I'm refusing to join in tho
You'll only dob me in as soon as shows up
Immo- Number of posts : 5228
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Laugh out loud mate, brilliant.
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