Supermo

Crown says if you're outside the Crystal Palace at 1:30 he'll give you a leathering on his way to Ibrox. .

The Crystal Palace ffs

I suppose by congregating there none of you are spoiling a decent pub somewhere else.

Had you down as a Glaswegian type crown, oh wait a minute that's shut

Is that a Weatherspoons?

It's the sort of place Crown hangs out in, Ono. so definitely not for you and your classy flatmates

I see Rangers managed to beat the mighty St Mirren at home today. two offsides from Boydchenko. Crown will be rampant tonight. His inflatable doll will be in for a pummeling.

Twat

test wrote:Twat

Really? I just assumed that your anatomically-correct doll would be the male version

I'd have bought you a coke if you'd turned up mate.






I was in the Drum And Monkey at 1:30 though, not very reliable, sorry.

And there was me and Ono waiting down outside the Crystal Palace too

Man, it's a shit hole, know you wouldn't grace it with your presence. Got to admit we nipped in on the way back to the station, was heaving, and all of them scum. (insert snob smiley)

But you knew that from last time, fukkwit!

I know, but it's so close to the station.

Missed the first goal, in the Stadium Bar (I know, filthy tim hovel, but so close to the ground) and the last goal because we'd lost interest by then and wanted a drink.

crownliquor wrote:I know, but it's so close to the station.

Missed the first goal, in the Stadium Bar (I know, filthy tim hovel, but so close to the ground) and the last goal because we'd lost interest by then and wanted a drink.

What station, the subway d'you mean?

If it has to be near St Enoch's you could try Sloans, MacSorley's, or even the Horseshoe ffs.

There's also a place opened in St Enoch's, don't know its name but it has a sous chef with nice tits. So I'm told.

Or do you just prefer low life hangouts?

Central Station. Like walking from Ibrox into town, can stop and have a few pints on the way. Will try and frequent your recs next time, thank you.

crownliquor wrote:Central Station. Like walking from Ibrox into town, can stop and have a few pints on the way. Will try and frequent your recs next time, thank you.

Try McSorley's. Good staff, a great music heritage. And it's NEXT to the fukkin Crystal Palace ffs!

Yes, but has it got cheap beer?

Why do you go to all these chain pubs? There's loads of good places to go that isn't a Weatherspoons!

onomatopoeia wrote:Why do you go to all these chain pubs? There's loads of good places to go that isn't a Weatherspoons!

Hey Ono, I know that and I don't even drink.

But remember that Crown is a huncyclist fukkwit. then it all makes sense

Don't speak to me when you're drunken please.

And "there's" should be "there are" and "isn't" should be "aren't"

Oh dear Licker

One day Ono will be writing you a prescription. And it won't be pleasant. I made her promise that

Here's mo not turning up for his beating yesterday afternoon, shitebag.



"Weatherspoons" Missed this last night, Jesus mardy bum, how drunk were you? Lush.

Ok, just to confirm mo’s suggestion I drink in dives, here are yesterday’s pre match watering holes.

1 Henglers Circus – Don’t care what anyone says, I like this pub, especially with Tuborg at £2.29 a pint. The warm chicken and bacon salad was more than adequate too.





2 Drum And Monkey – This pub’s uniform seemed to consist of big tits, as all three barmaids were well endowed in low cut tops. Not a great lover of big tits, apart from mo and immo, but not unpleasant viewing.
It’s actually quite nice in a relaxing Sunday afternoon sesh stylee.





3 Quayside – It’s one of the better decorated Rangers bars along Paisley Road, until you frequent the toilet, not pleasant.





4 The Grapes – It serves cheap enough beer.




5 The Bellrock – Walked out without having a drink as there was only one barmaid serving, would have waited too long for a drink and not the most patient man when drink is involved.
Sorry about the picture quality, sun came out as I was taking the pic, no time for another, drink needed imbibing.




6 Kensington – Women are obviously not welcome in the bar area as there was no women’s toilet (don’t ask why I noticed this ) and also no women. More like someone’s front room than a bar.




7 Stadium Bar – Wasn’t going to enter this timmy hellhole, but we’d had nine pints and thought it would be rude not to make it a nice
round number. Forced us to miss the first goal, but hey, I’ll survive.




For completeness’ sake, we stopped for piss and a pint in the District Bar and The Crystal Palace on the way back to the station.


Know you’ll be so ashamed of me for these pubs mo, but hey, I’m a cunt.

JEBUS, THAT CRYSTAL PALACE WITHERSPOONS LOOKS BIGGER THAN THE ONE IN CARDIFF, DID YOU TAKE THAT PIC AS YOU CAME OUT OF MATALAN CROWN?

ffs Crown you have a serious credibility problem owning up to drinking in that mix of shite howffs and corporate chain drink factories

Actually walked past that Hengler's Circus (aka another Wetherspoons pile o' shite) this very afternoon and thought "who the fuck would drink in that dump?"

Please forget any of the pubs I mentioned earlier. You shouldn't go to any of them mate, wouldn't suit you at all

Just 'cause I can exist in any social strata, there's no need to be so sniffy mo.